caption the critter pics thread

[shart_attack]

"Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now."

"Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it."™

 

[Capstone]

 

[shart_attack]

"Well, Eugene, if only you'd do some things with him like fathers are supposed do, instead of running crazy every time you think you smell raw beef and cheap beer, he probably wouldn't be lazily hanging out on the intestinal walls all day, you know."

 

[Capstone]

 

[Capstone]

 

[shart_attack]

"Well if this really is IT, then by golly, I'm goin' out happy."

 

[shart_attack]

"See, Henryetta? I told you we could still get a table here without reservations for our anniversary! And mmmm hmmmm — you smell THAT, honey? We got here just in time for the field mice special!!!"

 

[shart_attack]

"Who the heck peed on the Bermuda grass?!?!?"

 

[shart_attack]

"So, who's this 'Delta4Embassy' guy you've been tellin' me so much about anyway, son?"

AngelsNDemons
aaronleland
SmarterThanTheAverageBear
NLT
Marianne
MeBelle60

 

[shart_attack]

"Can we guarantee you a good rate on a quality health care plan? You bet we can, guy!!!"

 

[shart_attack]

Just because it got lost in the software change a few months ago, here's the #2 post again.

"Dammit, I told you a thousand times already: We don't want anything from Amway!!!"

 

[shart_attack]

"You little punk kids today just don't know how good you've got it. I can remember when my brothers and sisters and I had to walk through 30 miles of crocodile pits every day to find grass this good."

 

[Claudette]

Cute as hell.

 

[ChrisL]

"You little punk kids today just don't know how good you've got it. I can remember when my brothers and sisters and I had to walk through 30 miles of crocodile pits every day to find grass this good."

Screw this grass, where the cookies at?

 

[shart_attack]

"And that's how I met and fell in love with Jack at the Bamboo Palace restaurant some 20 years ago today."

 

[ChrisL]

I didn't do it, mom! I swear!

 

[ChrisL]

I think it's about time for a visit to the Maury Povich show.

 

[ChrisL]

Okay, you got it? You distract him. I'll steal the fishes!

 

[ChrisL]

Oh, I must know where you got these shoes!

 

[Capstone]

The only thing worse than finding a worm in your apple...is finding half a worm in your apple.