Big Black Dog
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Got my census thing in the mail today. Why do they want to know the size of my penis?
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Census question...
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Zoom-boing
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Because it is spectacular?
Big Black Dog
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Got my census thing in the mail today. Why do they want to know the size of my penis?
They can then determine the ratio of potential births in your locality.
Gatekeeper
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Got my census thing in the mail today. Why do they want to know the size of my penis?
Nancy wants to know?
Paulie
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Got my census thing in the mail today. Why do they want to know the size of my penis?
They normally don't, but apparently someone notified them that yours may be under the minimum size required to retain citizenship.
A scorned ex, maybe?
You might want to consider Extenze pills. I hear small penis deportees get sent to very undesirable countries. The US frowns upon a tiny penis, because you're basically useless to society.
Better get on that.
Got my census thing in the mail today. Why do they want to know the size of my penis?
Make sure that you answer truthfully, so that the Federal government can properly apportion the number of single women to your neighborhood.
Zona
A guy in ariZONA
Got my census thing in the mail today. Why do they want to know the size of my penis?
We all want to know.
SFC Ollie
Still Marching
They are doing a comparison of total penis length versus vagina depth. Bill wanted to know how much was being unused.
Got my census thing in the mail today. Why do they want to know the size of my penis?
they want to know how many will file for an extension.
Got my census thing in the mail today. Why do they want to know the size of my penis?
The secretaries got real curious.
What they all really want to know is it's ethnicity. Click "other" and write in American....
Big Black Dog
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That lady from the census bureau came by today and measured it herself. She says I should be counted twice!!!!
That lady from the census bureau came by today and measured it herself. She says I should be counted twice!!!!
*WOO*
manu1959
Left Coast Isolationist
That lady from the census bureau came by today and measured it herself. She says I should be counted twice!!!!
she measured it from your asshole huh..............
masquerade
positivity
That lady from the census bureau came by today and measured it herself. She says I should be counted twice!!!!
Was she showing any cleavage worth gawking at?
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