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Statistikhengst
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I don't have kiwi juice. I have tea. Maybe a hot toddy? But then if I use it and I get another sniffle or two...
I thnk I will just leave it there in the tiny bottle. I'll eat a cookie instead.
I will be good, I will be good, I will be good...
Statistikhengst
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Funny..I could read that just fine. Your tepeeing is clear as a bil.
Wtuhh??
Are you expecting company Stats or is that all for you?
Statistikhengst
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Are you expecting company Stats or is that all for you?
For everyone!
So, it is now 04:00 am where I live, I am falling asle....
gnite, till tomorrow. Party hearty!!!
cereal_killer
Platinum Member
Bookers, neat, warmed slightly.
I hope everyone is having a fantastical and magical night. If not....why?
I hope everyone is having a fantastical and magical night. If not....why?
cereal_killer
Platinum Member
Later Stat!
Grandma
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I need a drink. Whew....
I want one too. Seriously. For reals. Hmm. I have a tiny bottle of whiskey I bought awhile back for a cold. One of those sample tiny bottles. What can I mix it with?
Drink it straight, that's what I do. It's good with cream soda, cola, coffee, water, a milkshake, ...
Mertex
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Bookers, neat, warmed slightly.
I hope everyone is having a fantastical and magical night. If not....why?
They're all passed out drunk on the floor.......
Been away for awhile, but every bar needs the local town drunk.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil's Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon--and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.
Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
Say, Mr. Fields, I read in the paper where you consumed two quarts of liquor a day. What would your father think about that?
WC: He'd think I was a sissy.
I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach.
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.
Of course, now I touch nothing stronger than buttermilk: 90-proof buttermilk.
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch...
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.
I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.
Fields gave this rationale for not drinking water:
Fish f*ck in it.
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
In response to a waiter who'd offered him a Bromo Seltzer for a hangover, Fields said: Ye Gods, no! I couldn't stand the noise.
Airline hostess: Should I get you a bromo?
WC: No. I couldn't stand the noise.
A woman drove me to drink, and I'll be a son-of-a-gun but I never even wrote to thank her.
I've been on a 46-year diet of olives and alcohol. The latter I consume. The former I save and use over again in more alcohol. In my lifetime, I imagine, I have consumed at least $200,000 worth of whisky.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil's Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon--and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.
Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
Say, Mr. Fields, I read in the paper where you consumed two quarts of liquor a day. What would your father think about that?
WC: He'd think I was a sissy.
I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach.
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.
Of course, now I touch nothing stronger than buttermilk: 90-proof buttermilk.
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch...
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.
I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.
Fields gave this rationale for not drinking water:
Fish f*ck in it.
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
In response to a waiter who'd offered him a Bromo Seltzer for a hangover, Fields said: Ye Gods, no! I couldn't stand the noise.
Airline hostess: Should I get you a bromo?
WC: No. I couldn't stand the noise.
A woman drove me to drink, and I'll be a son-of-a-gun but I never even wrote to thank her.
I've been on a 46-year diet of olives and alcohol. The latter I consume. The former I save and use over again in more alcohol. In my lifetime, I imagine, I have consumed at least $200,000 worth of whisky.
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mal
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Turkey... Short... Rocks.
And if it's 80 proof, EVERYONE's getting slapped.
peace...
And if it's 80 proof, EVERYONE's getting slapped.
peace...
Check this out, Stats, at 0:13. You're going to have to install one of those machines in Cheers...keep up with technology.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=rgVQmcOX5zg]new way of pouring beer - YouTube[/ame]
Time for a cold one and some beer drinking music.
TURN IT UP!!!!!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=KKUalFpwUQI]CLEAN LIVING IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER VANGUARD RECORD LABEL - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=rgVQmcOX5zg]new way of pouring beer - YouTube[/ame]
Time for a cold one and some beer drinking music.
TURN IT UP!!!!!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=KKUalFpwUQI]CLEAN LIVING IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER VANGUARD RECORD LABEL - YouTube[/ame]
Mertex
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Check this out, Stats, at 0:13. You're going to have to install one of those machines in Cheers...keep up with technology.
new way of pouring beer - YouTube
Time for a cold one and some beer drinking music.
TURN IT UP!!!!!
CLEAN LIVING IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER VANGUARD RECORD LABEL - YouTube
Neato.....
WelfareQueen
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Goodnight good people.
Statistikhengst
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It's quiet because a person whom I really thought was a friend has truly fucked me over, in fact, she's fucked us all over. Damn. Psychos abound.
I will now have the entire bottle.
Tomorrow will be party time.
And after this bottle, I wll be ypting vyry godoo! Hixups!
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