Statistikhengst
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Stat,
I have a present for you as well. I know it's sleepy time in Deutschland....but whenever you're up and ready....I'm sending Fraulein Brust over to your table to serve you a beer....
Yeah....that's it.....a beer.Be sure to be generous with your tip. She likes her customers to have a fat bankroll. Auf wiedersehen.
It didn't come through. I haz the sadz.
lol....
[MENTION=45104]WelfareQueen[/MENTION] -
Gotta tell you a story.
Was at a business meeting last week, during this terrible bronchitis I am now getting over (but business goes on, no matter what..). So, this colleague of mine and I are sitting in a nice cafe, there is an elderly woman sitting at a table next to us. The waitress came up to take out order. One of the prettiest young ladies I have ever seen, and stacked, too. So, both I and my colleague are just kind of smiling are her, with that dreamy look that men get in their eyes when confronted with such beauty, you know, and as she turned around and swished away, we were, of course, staring, maybe for 10 seconds.
A couple of seconds later, my colleague feels a tap on his back. It's the elderly lady. She says in German: "wanna borrow my glasses so you can see her rear end from a distance?"
I almost fell off my stool. Was the funnest moment of last week. Just golden.
Ahhhhhh, beauty.
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