MaggieMae
Reality bits
- Apr 3, 2009
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COMMUNISM:
You have two cows. The government takes both of them and gives you part of the milk.
SOCIALISM:
You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
LIBERALISM:
You have three cows. You buy one bull and force him to work overtime to accommodate three cows.
CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
NEOCAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell them both, keep the bull, and later wonder what happened.
FASCISM:
You have two cows. The government takes both cows and sells you the milk.
NAZISM:
You have two cows. The government takes both your cows, then shoots you.
BUREAUCRACY:
You have two cows. The government takes both of them, shoots one, milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain.
DEMOCRACY:
You and everyone else has two cows. A vote is taken, and whatever the majority decides to do, you must do, which is often a lot of bull shit.
You have two cows. The government takes both of them and gives you part of the milk.
SOCIALISM:
You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
LIBERALISM:
You have three cows. You buy one bull and force him to work overtime to accommodate three cows.
CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
NEOCAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell them both, keep the bull, and later wonder what happened.
FASCISM:
You have two cows. The government takes both cows and sells you the milk.
NAZISM:
You have two cows. The government takes both your cows, then shoots you.
BUREAUCRACY:
You have two cows. The government takes both of them, shoots one, milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain.
DEMOCRACY:
You and everyone else has two cows. A vote is taken, and whatever the majority decides to do, you must do, which is often a lot of bull shit.