Abishai100
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American actor George Clooney is known for his engaging films about culture and customs. Some of these celebrated films include The Peacemaker, Ocean's Eleven, Three Kings, Syriana, The American, and Up in the Air.
Clooney has also experimented with film-directing, and he started out as a popular TV star on the hit series ER (playing the conscientious but psychologically-hardened Dr. Ross). So Clooney is an all-around 'accessible media-personality.'
That's why I'd like to see Clooney direct a metaphysics-adventure film about the cartoon avatar She-Ra (a primal warrior-princess fighting for justice in an insane fable-rich dominion), perhaps with an emotive actress such as Anne Hathaway (star of Alice in Wonderland, The Devil Wears Prada, and The Dark Knight Rises) portraying the titular 'superheroine.'
It seems Hollywood (USA) makes movies about just about everything, and Americans will miss out if we don't get to see perhaps even a capitalism-parody film about She-Ra directed by the populism-politics friendly George Clooney.
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GOD: Planet Hollywood culture is consumerism frivolity.
SATAN: There's something charming, though, about colourful etiquette!
GOD: Americans like films about courage, romance, politics, and art.
SATAN: Yes, Hollywood makes movies about everything...
GOD: I'd like to see a She-Ra film directed by George Clooney.
SATAN: Why?
GOD: Clooney is a populism-friendly media-face for TrumpUSA.
SATAN: I think you're praising Clooney's films --- Money Monster, The American.
GOD: To praise modern capitalism, you need to find 'commercialization diplomats.'
SATAN: Clooney is the new Frank Sinatra --- he'd been good in The Manchurian Candidate.
GOD: Denzel Washington was in that re-make, but Clooney was good in Syriana (politics).
SATAN: I wonder if Clooney would be interested in a new life in politics...
GOD: Senator Clooney...I like the sound of that!
SATAN: Anti-Western terrorists hate America's 'totems' of 'customs-celebration.'
GOD: Yes, they frown upon American films like Celebrity and Casino!
SATAN: Clooney would have an 'easier' time if he was a Yale professor...
GOD: Maybe consumerism can be coordinated with comic books.
SATAN: Oooh, I like that...Captain America meets Anwar Sadat!
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Clooney has also experimented with film-directing, and he started out as a popular TV star on the hit series ER (playing the conscientious but psychologically-hardened Dr. Ross). So Clooney is an all-around 'accessible media-personality.'
That's why I'd like to see Clooney direct a metaphysics-adventure film about the cartoon avatar She-Ra (a primal warrior-princess fighting for justice in an insane fable-rich dominion), perhaps with an emotive actress such as Anne Hathaway (star of Alice in Wonderland, The Devil Wears Prada, and The Dark Knight Rises) portraying the titular 'superheroine.'
It seems Hollywood (USA) makes movies about just about everything, and Americans will miss out if we don't get to see perhaps even a capitalism-parody film about She-Ra directed by the populism-politics friendly George Clooney.
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GOD: Planet Hollywood culture is consumerism frivolity.
SATAN: There's something charming, though, about colourful etiquette!
GOD: Americans like films about courage, romance, politics, and art.
SATAN: Yes, Hollywood makes movies about everything...
GOD: I'd like to see a She-Ra film directed by George Clooney.
SATAN: Why?
GOD: Clooney is a populism-friendly media-face for TrumpUSA.
SATAN: I think you're praising Clooney's films --- Money Monster, The American.
GOD: To praise modern capitalism, you need to find 'commercialization diplomats.'
SATAN: Clooney is the new Frank Sinatra --- he'd been good in The Manchurian Candidate.
GOD: Denzel Washington was in that re-make, but Clooney was good in Syriana (politics).
SATAN: I wonder if Clooney would be interested in a new life in politics...
GOD: Senator Clooney...I like the sound of that!
SATAN: Anti-Western terrorists hate America's 'totems' of 'customs-celebration.'
GOD: Yes, they frown upon American films like Celebrity and Casino!
SATAN: Clooney would have an 'easier' time if he was a Yale professor...
GOD: Maybe consumerism can be coordinated with comic books.
SATAN: Oooh, I like that...Captain America meets Anwar Sadat!
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