Couple Sentenced for Hiring Son a Stripper

[Mr. P]

Nooooo. I want him to stay.

Ahhhhh a three-sum! Perfect for the thread! :teeth:

 

[Shattered]

Go Away! HA! NEVER!

Sit in the corner for a while with these......maybe...

Scootch over - you're sharing that corner - and those cookies.

 

[Mr. P]

Go Away! HA! NEVER!

Sit in the corner for a while with these......maybe...

Hey, I'll share, SHE won't!
Lets go...

 

[Shattered]

Hey, I'll share, SHE won't!
Lets go...

Too late. Get away from my cookie boy.

 

[GotZoom]

Scootch over - you're sharing that corner - and those cookies.

Come on.....

I have the perfect thing.

 

[Shattered]

Come on.....

I have the perfect thing.

Oh, that looks dangerous.. Can I have a floofy drink instead?

 

[Said1]

Come on.....

I have the perfect thing.

Is that like a cookie smothie with booze??

If so, I want one. Now.

 

[GotZoom]

Oh, that looks dangerous.. Can I have a floofy drink instead?

We'll bring in the royal bartender and have him/her make something for everyone.

 

[Shattered]

Is that like a cookie smothie with booze??

If so, I want one. Now.

Hey! Mine! Backoff, woman!

 

[Shattered]

We'll bring in the royal bartender and have him/her make something for everyone.

Did we hire one of those? Or, did you take care of that when I wasn't looking?

 

[Mr. P]

Oh, that looks dangerous.. Can I have a floofy drink instead?

Okay, I'll take the hot sauce an go to the kitchen, but you two remember this, when the cookies are gone you will have to have a conversation. :teeth:

 

[Shattered]

Okay, I'll take the hot sauce an go to the kitchen, but you two remember this, when the cookies are gone you will have to have a conversation. :teeth:

We can do conversations. I'm not worried.

 

[Said1]

Hey! Mine! Backoff, woman!

Blame GZ, he didn't bring enough for you. :tng:

 

[Mr. P]

We can do conversations. I'm not worried.

Damn!!! I never can remember plan B...I'll be back.. :scratch:

 

[Shattered]

Blame GZ, he didn't bring enough for you. :tng:

:crutch:

<i>**wanders off, kicking dirt, swinging crown**</i>

 

[GotZoom]

OK...Ok...I'm back....

 

[GotZoom]

Now...about that liquor.

 

[GotZoom]

I get the sneaking suspicion that you're a margarita kinda guy. I have a couple who come in just for mine.....frozen or otherwise. Make an awful pretty Tequila Sunrise, too. <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNfox000' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_4_14.gif' alt='Cheers 2' border=0></a>

I'll go for a margarita or two...but not with my tequila. Use 1800 ..that will be fine.

No salt.

I have always enjoyed tequila with a margarita chaser.

 

[Avatar4321]

Who are these crazy parents? This is totally irresponsible.

With that said, my birthday was last week and my parents still never bought me a stripper

 

[Shattered]

Who are these crazy parents? This is totally irresponsible.

With that said, my birthday was last week and my parents still never bought me a stripper

No wonder you think it's crazy and irresponsible - you have parent envy!