Amazing, such amazing wit as this will bring Johnny Carson forth from his grave just to have you on the Tonight Show!!!!
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"
Zzz.
Try harder.
Try again.
Jay Leno has nothing on this guy!!! pure comedy gold!!!
Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?
A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers
Zzz.
Try harder.
Try again.