Democrats- Convince me Why I Should Join the DNC

[Geaux4it]

What do you have to offer? Why should I join your party?

I'm all ears

-Geaux

 

[The Original Tree]

Once they figure out which bathroom to use I am confident that they’ll give you a persuasive argument.

 

[Lesh]

What do you have to offer? Why should I join your party?

I'm all ears

-Geaux

I guarantee there is nothing that could ever convince you.

You're a troll

 

[BlackFlag]

What do you have to offer? Why should I join your party?

I'm all ears

-Geaux

Would never want you to

 

[The Original Tree]

What do you have to offer? Why should I join your party?

I'm all ears

-Geaux

Would never want you to

If My Name Was Muhammad Bin IHateAmericah You’d Be all for it

 

[Geaux4it]

What do you have to offer? Why should I join your party?

I'm all ears

-Geaux

I guarantee there is nothing that could ever convince you.

You're a troll

Not at all. I need educated on what exactly constitutes the Democrat platform.... aka message

I might be missing something there

-Geaux

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

What do you have to offer? Why should I join your party?

I'm all ears

-Geaux

You white?

Check your privilege and don't bother.

 

[Toro]

What do you have to offer? Why should I join your party?

I'm all ears

-Geaux

Are you black?

 

[Geaux4it]

0-2 so far..

This is a serious question. What is the path forward for the Democratic party that would not only inspire me, but others to join the party?

-Geaux

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

What do you have to offer? Why should I join your party?

I'm all ears

-Geaux

I guarantee there is nothing that could ever convince you.

I agree. Why would anyone voluntarily want to live among the Island of Misfit Toys?

 

[Geaux4it]

What do you have to offer? Why should I join your party?

I'm all ears

-Geaux

Are you black?

IN the summer I get close.... Someone in my family years ago jumped the woodpile

If I were black, and not in the Democratic Party, I would be called an Uncle Tom

-Geaux

 

[Timmy]

What do you have to offer? Why should I join your party?

I'm all ears

-Geaux

Well we need to know about your interests and beliefs .

For example . Are you a millionaire? What type of employment do you have ?

 

[Stormy Daniels]

I'm pretty sure the Democratic National Committee is an invitation only club.

 

[Geaux4it]

What do you have to offer? Why should I join your party?

I'm all ears

-Geaux

Well we need to know about your interests and beliefs .

For example . Are you a millionaire? What type of employment do you have ?

Is that like a Democrat Census or something? How do those metics apply?

-Geaux

 

[Geaux4it]

I'm pretty sure the Democratic National Committee is an invitation only club.

I see what you did there......

-Geaux

 

[Timmy]

What do you have to offer? Why should I join your party?

I'm all ears

-Geaux

Well we need to know about your interests and beliefs .

For example . Are you a millionaire? What type of employment do you have ?

Is that like a Democrat Census or something? How do those metics apply?

-Geaux

How can I say what’s good about the Dems if o don’t know what you are into .

If you are a millionaire coal mine owner wh a passion for hating gays . Then the Dems ain’t for you. .

 

[Stormy Daniels]

I'm pretty sure the Democratic National Committee is an invitation only club.

I see what you did there......

-Geaux

Made a true statement???

 

[Oddball]

What do you have to offer? Why should I join your party?

I'm all ears

-Geaux

Because.....FREE STUFF!!!

 

[JGalt]

What do you have to offer? Why should I join your party?

I'm all ears

-Geaux

Well we need to know about your interests and beliefs .

For example . Are you a millionaire? What type of employment do you have ?

So you're saying the Democrat Party is an exclusive club that doesn't welcome the upper income earners, and only wants low wage earners to join their ranks?

Seriously?

 

[Geaux4it]

What do you have to offer? Why should I join your party?

I'm all ears

-Geaux

Well we need to know about your interests and beliefs .

For example . Are you a millionaire? What type of employment do you have ?

Is that like a Democrat Census or something? How do those metics apply?

-Geaux

How can I say what’s good about the Dems if o don’t know what you are into .

If you are a millionaire coal mine owner wh a passion for hating gays . Then the Dems ain’t for you. .

Is that the foundation of the Democratic Party? You mean the Democrat Party is absent of millionaires? I could swear Bloomberg is worth billions

-Geaux