Dems agree to return to Texas - If Greg Abbott leaves!

[DrLove]

AUSTIN, Texas (The Borowitz Report)—Runaway Democratic legislators from Texas offered today to return to the state on the condition that Governor Greg Abbott leave it forever.​

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The Democrats, speaking from an undisclosed location, issued an official statement detailing the terms of the legislators-for-governor trade.​

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“At noon on Friday, we will arrive at the state capitol in Austin in an unmarked bus,” the statement read. “Once we disembark, Governor Abbott will board the bus, which will then relocate him to a mutually-agreed-upon destination.”​

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According to the statement, the Democrats have been reaching out to a number of potential countries who might be amenable to giving Abbott asylum.​

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“We want the governor to live somewhere with voting laws that he’ll be comfortable with,” the statement read. “We’ve had some promising conversations with North Korea.”​

Democrats Agree to Return to Texas if Greg Abbott Leaves

According to a statement, the runaway Democrats have been reaching out to a number of countries that might be amenable to giving Abbott asylum.

www.newyorker.com

 

[Wyatt earp]

In politics?

What are you 8 years old..

 

[Votto]

AUSTIN, Texas (The Borowitz Report)—Runaway Democratic legislators from Texas offered today to return to the state on the condition that Governor Greg Abbott leave it forever.​

​

The Democrats, speaking from an undisclosed location, issued an official statement detailing the terms of the legislators-for-governor trade.​

​

“At noon on Friday, we will arrive at the state capitol in Austin in an unmarked bus,” the statement read. “Once we disembark, Governor Abbott will board the bus, which will then relocate him to a mutually-agreed-upon destination.”​

​

According to the statement, the Democrats have been reaching out to a number of potential countries who might be amenable to giving Abbott asylum.​

​

“We want the governor to live somewhere with voting laws that he’ll be comfortable with,” the statement read. “We’ve had some promising conversations with North Korea.”​

Democrats Agree to Return to Texas if Greg Abbott Leaves

According to a statement, the runaway Democrats have been reaching out to a number of countries that might be amenable to giving Abbott asylum.

www.newyorker.com

Congratulations Texas, democrats left your state.

Now get that wall built so they can't come back

Well done.

 

[JGalt]

Has the state of Texas offered a bounty on these Democrats? And what do I need for proof? Ears? Scalps?

 

[DrLove]

Has the state of Texas offered a bounty on these Democrats? And what do I need for proof? Ears? Scalps?

Texas Republicans have sent the local Shuriff to DC to arrest them. Sadly, they have no authority or standing in DC to arrest anyone.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Dumb demoquacks

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Has the state of Texas offered a bounty on these Democrats? And what do I need for proof? Ears? Scalps?

Texas Republicans have sent the local Shuriff to DC to arrest them. Sadly, they have no authority or standing in DC to arrest anyone.

I guess they'll stay in DC huh?

Obviously they'll be arrested on returning to Texas.

Cripes demoquacks are stupid

 

[DrLove]

I guess they'll stay in DC huh?

Obviously they'll be arrested on returning to Texas.

Cripes demoquacks are stupid

And if they arrest and jail them - They will still have no quorum. But go ahead and embarrass yourselves further.

 

[miketx]

Fly them into the sun!