Do I look cool with this "firm look" and shadow/light effect?

[BULLDOG]

Your attempts at making jokes suck, Mr. Bulldog. You are humorless, dull, and you most likely neglected circumcision. Poor Morty here is a train wreck. He is playing with the photo features on his phone, for fuck's sake, and he looks to be around 40. It is really sad for me to see some knob like you making fun of him. The only way - and I mean the ONLY WAY - making fun of retards is ok is when it is really funny (like saying "this is more fun than watching a couple of kids with Down's Syndrome trying to do algebra"). When Morty posts here it is probably during the 20 minutes each day that the institution lets him walk in the yard and have possession of his phone. The rest of the time he is in pajamas, doped up on psych meds, and playing with his toes. Imaging the burden his family has to carry. And here YOU are, trying to make lame jokes at his expense. You should fucking be ashamed of yourself!

Ok. I'll have myself flogged first thing in the morning. Will that make you feel better?

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Do I look cool with this "firm look" and shadow/light effect? I did that by looking through the window in the sunshine... and now i look half shadow/ half light on my face

Nah...
You look just as goofy with or without the hat.