- Apr 17, 2009
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is everyone proud of you for trolling airport men's rooms for sex with the janitor?
I think you're overestimating his skills....riffling through the lady's room trash cans is more like it.
You must be proud of yourself, sweetheart.
Indeed I am sweetcheeks....I remember our lessons in Kindergarten...
Share everything.
Play fair.
Don't hit people.
Put things back where you found them.
Clean up your own mess.
Don't take things that aren't yours.
Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.
Wash your hands before you eat.
Flush.
Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.
Live a balanced life - learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some.
Take a nap every afternoon.
When you go out in the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands and stick together.
And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned - the biggest word of all - DICK.
Now don't be a dick Marc...k?