Even Jesus Is A Zionist

[Rat in the Hat]

First find out what "zionist" is. How do you expect to debate what you know nothing about???

You're right, Jesus was a Zionist.

He was a Zionist, a welder, a librarian, and a telescope.

And you are a moron, an imbecile, a fool, and a village idiot.

 

[Victory67]

And you are a moron, an imbecile, a fool, and a village idiot.

Would you prefer I believe Jesus was a reader of "Der Judenstaat" and a Zionist?

 

[Roudy]

First find out what "zionist" is. How do you expect to debate what you know nothing about???

You're right, Jesus was a Zionist.

He was a Zionist, a welder, a librarian, and a telescope.

And you are a moron, an imbecile, a fool, and a village idiot.

In that exact order.

 

[irosie91]

Jesus was a short-order cook-- specialty----TACOS

 

[Roudy]

I'm baffled as to how Jesus could have been a Zionist when Zionism was invented in the late 1800s.

Unless Jesus was some sort of time traveler its not possible that he read Herzl's "Der Judenstaat" and became a supporter of Zionism.

Time warp. Ask Mr Spock.

All Jesus would have to do is steal a Klingon Bird of Prey and accelerate to Warp 10.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDMAEzzFy9A]Kirk & Crew Timewarp back to 1986 - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Roudy]

 

[MJB12741]

Leave it to Sherri to worship the Zionist Jew Rabbi Jesus & yet hate all of his follwers.

 

[Roudy]

Leave it to Sherri to worship the Zionist Jew Rabbi Jesus & yet hate all of his follwers.

That's the part that drives them crazy. They hate Jews like rabid dogs, yet at the same time they worship a person who was born and raised as a Jew and who preached Judaism. If I was like that I'd go insane as well. Ha ha ha.

 

[irosie91]

Leave it to Sherri to worship the Zionist Jew Rabbi Jesus & yet hate all of his follwers.

That's the part that drives them crazy. They hate Jews like rabid dogs, yet at the same time they worship a person who was born and raised as a Jew and who preached Judaism. If I was like that I'd go insane as well. Ha ha ha.

sherri is no mystery to me because I grew up in a semi rural suburban town----mostly
christian-----of the kinda ---not too smart variety. These people were not at all
sophisticated about anything and knew nothing about Judaism but they "knew" all
about JOOOOOOS. I even attended sunday school several times. ----- People like
sherri do grow up with a version of Jesus which is not jewish at all-----and like sherri
most never read the bible ----BUT THEY DO "KNOW" that jesus rejected Judaism and
ate bacon and eggs for breakfast just as they did I did read the new testament at a
very young age-------old ladies passed them out every christmas----books were not
all that available but there were copies of the new testament ALL OVER THE PLACE
Even if they did read it (which they did not) their minds were not prepared to understand
what Jesus WAS DOING ------they thought he was inventing christmas and doing
fantasy miracles -----and probably coloring easter eggs

Jews, in the sunday school stories ---were evil tax collecters and the money
changers in the temple courtyard were oppressors of the poor somehow
extorting money from people for the rich rabbis who ran the temple. The
OPPRESSION of the people of Judea (there was no 'palestine' when I was
a kid-----except for jews) was the oppression created by the rabbis who taxed
the people-------the romans were ok. I am not joking---I have described
the world view of people I knew as a child----not just the kids---the adults
were just as clueless. I learned gradually because I was an avid reader----
I am lucky----I never got any instruction on religion other than my own
reading of any printed material that reached my hand. I think that those town
people I knew as a child were the AVERAGE AMERICAN I did grow up in
a "NORTHERN" state----but part of the state--------a little part was-----johnny
reb---------during the civil war. There are millions of sherris in the USA----
way back when I was a kid MOST americans were as jerky as is she.

 

[Roudy]

You should worry about hell looming before you, for your refusal to accept Jesus for who He is.

May God have mercy on your soul.

Perhaps eletroshock therapy will help our colleague to find Jesus and to determine whether he was a Zionist...

And you need severe electroshock therapy. And possibly a lobotomy

 

[Rat in the Hat]

You should worry about hell looming before you, for your refusal to accept Jesus for who He is.

May God have mercy on your soul.

Perhaps eletroshock therapy will help our colleague to find Jesus and to determine whether he was a Zionist...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCUmINGae44

 

[irosie91]

You should worry about hell looming before you, for your refusal to accept Jesus for who He is.

May God have mercy on your soul.



Let me get this straight-----there is actually a religion that works on the proposition
that the Universe and man and a place called "hell" was created by a "god for the sole purpose
of--------challenging said "man" to "BELIEVE" a person of history was an avatar
of that "god" If the created man "believes" he is ok------if not----he ends up
in "hell" that book does not have much of a plot

 

[MJB12741]

So sad Sherri can't accept Jesus for who he is. Nonetheless I do give her credit for worshiping the Zionist Jew Rabbi Jesus.

You should worry about hell looming before you, for your refusal to accept Jesus for who He is.

May God have mercy on your soul.

 

[Roudy]

 

[Victory67]

Leave it to Sherri to worship the Zionist Jew Rabbi Jesus & yet hate all of his follwers.

How does she hate Christians?

Jesus was a Zionist.

And a chicken, a Republican, a toilet bowl, and dry ice.

How could someone born 2,000 years ago be a Zionist?

What a stupid idea.

 

[Hossfly]

Leave it to Sherri to worship the Zionist Jew Rabbi Jesus & yet hate all of his follwers.

How does she hate Christians?

Jesus was a Zionist.

And a chicken, a Republican, a toilet bowl, and dry ice.

How could someone born 2,000 years ago be a Zionist?

What a stupid idea.

Wot a feckin eejit.

 

[Victory67]

Jesus Christ was an only child and a Zionist.

He was also a speedracer, a turkey, and a coathanger.

Hey, if he can be a Zionist he can be a coathanger.

 

[Roudy]

Leave it to Sherri to worship the Zionist Jew Rabbi Jesus & yet hate all of his follwers.

How does she hate Christians?

Jesus was a Zionist.

And a chicken, a Republican, a toilet bowl, and dry ice.

How could someone born 2,000 years ago be a Zionist?

What a stupid idea.

Zionism began 3500 years with the story of Exodus. That's how.

 

[Roudy]

Jesus Christ was an only child and a Zionist.

He was also a speedracer, a turkey, and a coathanger.

Hey, if he can be a Zionist he can be a coathanger.

Three sentences, only the top one is correct. Not bad. If at first of don't succeed...

 

[Roudy]

Leave it to Sherri to worship the Zionist Jew Rabbi Jesus & yet hate all of his follwers.

How does she hate Christians?

Jesus was a Zionist.

And a chicken, a Republican, a toilet bowl, and dry ice.

How could someone born 2,000 years ago be a Zionist?

What a stupid idea.

Wot a feckin eejit.

Instead of evolving they always devolve.

Islam, where brain cells go to die.