First World Headlines: I Was Kicked Off The Harry Potter Ride For Being Too Fat For The Seats

[Weatherman2020]

In my day after such an experience the person would be typically humiliated and likely contemplate losing weight. But not in todays Me Me Me It's all about Me generation. Sounds like the situation of having a guest try to do something dangerous was handled with all the kindness and dignity possible. 10 points Griffindor.


One of the 20-something ride managers walked over and asked us all to step off because of a “safety” issue. We were ushered through a door to what looked like a backstage area where another 20-something employee rattled off a spiel about “safety” and “three clicks” and having to “try out a safety seat.” That’s when we all knew that I hadn’t actually made it onto the Hogwarts ride.

The four of us were taken to the beginning of the line where another 20-something informed us that for safety reasons, the restraint covering a rider’s chest must click down three times. She asked us to try out the test seat and my friends all looked over at me because I was obviously the fat one who caused our current predicament.

I took the bullet and pulled the restraint over my shoulders, pressing down as tightly as I could, my precious E-cups getting smashed into my chest and up around my neck. One click. That’s all I could manage.

I Was Kicked Off The Harry Potter Ride For Being Too Fat For The Seats.

 

[bodecea]

Those people need to pay for more than one seat on planes too.

 

[mdk]

I think her time would be better spent changing her eating habits and execerising instead whining on social media.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Lose some weight ya fat fatty fatter! Oink!

 

[EvilCat Breath]

There is no discrimination. It is three clicks for everyone.

 

[Weatherman2020]

There is no discrimination. It is three clicks for everyone.

We must relax safety standards so as to not discriminate.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

There is no discrimination. It is three clicks for everyone.

We must relax safety standards so as to not discriminate.

Or have them sign an ironclad hold harmless agreement and go for a ride.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Have her sign a waiver stating that if her fat ass gets tossed out of the car and lands on someone it's on her.

 

[Harry Dresden]

In my day after such an experience the person would be typically humiliated and likely contemplate losing weight. But not in todays Me Me Me It's all about Me generation. Sounds like the situation of having a guest try to do something dangerous was handled with all the kindness and dignity possible. 10 points Griffindor.


One of the 20-something ride managers walked over and asked us all to step off because of a “safety” issue. We were ushered through a door to what looked like a backstage area where another 20-something employee rattled off a spiel about “safety” and “three clicks” and having to “try out a safety seat.” That’s when we all knew that I hadn’t actually made it onto the Hogwarts ride.

The four of us were taken to the beginning of the line where another 20-something informed us that for safety reasons, the restraint covering a rider’s chest must click down three times. She asked us to try out the test seat and my friends all looked over at me because I was obviously the fat one who caused our current predicament.

I took the bullet and pulled the restraint over my shoulders, pressing down as tightly as I could, my precious E-cups getting smashed into my chest and up around my neck. One click. That’s all I could manage.

I Was Kicked Off The Harry Potter Ride For Being Too Fat For The Seats.

dam i thought you was a dude.....