Florida man tries to flee deputies on riding lawn mower

[JGalt]

Only in Florida.

"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — A Florida man faces several charges after deputies used a taser to stop him as he fled on a riding lawn mower Saturday morning.

According to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office, 40-year-old Dusty Mobley was not as successful as his previous attempts to evade authorities when he put a John Deere riding lawn mower into high gear in an attempt to outrun pursuing deputies."

Florida man tries to flee deputies on riding lawn mower

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

My neighbor goes pretty fast on his zero turn, but come on!

 

[Resnic]

If it were Chicago he would have got away since they aren't allowed to chase after crooks.


With that said I think tonight I'm going to watch the straight story. This post reminded me I haven't watched it in a while. It's one of my favorites of David lynch movies despite being the furthest thing from a David lynch movie.

 

[shockedcanadian]

This might be the same guy in Texas who robbed peoples home and mowed their lawns before he left.

 

[Flash]

Only in Florida.

A local news station in the Tampa area (Fox 13) periodically does a segment on the news called "Only in Florida".

 

[JGalt]

A local news station in the Tampa area (Fox 13) periodically does a segment on the news called "Only in Florida".

We have our share of "only in's" here in Wisconsin too. Like the guy who got caught having sex with a dead deer on the roadside.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[tshrimp]

This might be the same guy in Texas who robbed peoples home and mowed their lawns before he left.

Sounds like Texas. Even the burglars are polite

 

[surada]

A local news station in the Tampa area (Fox 13) periodically does a segment on the news called "Only in Florida".

The guy is a thief.

Florida man who evaded deputies by jumping into swamp arrested after trying to outrun authorities on lawnmower

Seven months after a Florida man jumped into a Panhandle swamp to avoid being arrested, he was taken into custody after trying to outrun law enforcement on a riding lawnmower.

www.fox13news.com

 

[JGalt]

The guy is a thief.

Florida man who evaded deputies by jumping into swamp arrested after trying to outrun authorities on lawnmower

Seven months after a Florida man jumped into a Panhandle swamp to avoid being arrested, he was taken into custody after trying to outrun law enforcement on a riding lawnmower.

www.fox13news.com

It's ok. He's Islamic

 

[surada]

It's ok. He's Islamic

You don't read, do you? His name is Dusty Mobley. He stole a boat.

 

[JGalt]

You don't read, do you? His name is Dusty Mobley. He stole a boat.

The boat belonged to a Jew, so Allah will smile upon him.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

I wonder how fast the guy was going and why he was caught this time unlike his previous endeavors.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[Lesh]

Only in Florida.

"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — A Florida man faces several charges after deputies used a taser to stop him as he fled on a riding lawn mower Saturday morning.

According to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office, 40-year-old Dusty Mobley was not as successful as his previous attempts to evade authorities when he put a John Deere riding lawn mower into high gear in an attempt to outrun pursuing deputies."

Florida man tries to flee deputies on riding lawn mower

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I keep reading about this "Florida Man".

The guy is a real piece of work

 

[JGalt]

I keep reading about this "Florida Man".

The guy is a real piece of work

Louisiana Man is worse.

 

[surada]

I wonder how fast the guy was going and why he was caught this time unlike his previous endeavors.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

Last time he jumped out of the stolen boat into the swamp.

 

[Lesh]

20 crazy Florida Man headlines that made the meme what it is today

While some states are known for their food or architecture, Florida is known for the “Florida man.” From the man who called 911 for a ride to Hooters to the man who tried to get an alli…

nypost.com

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

I think there's mow to this story.

 

[whitehall]

The Guinness record for the fastest lawn mower is 143 mph. Granted J.D. stock mowers are substantially slower but they can get into areas that Police cruisers can't deal with.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Seriously? Mow way!