Fuck it. I think I've had too many beers...

[Jeremy]

....time for another (hic).

WTF? I thought I owned the rights to pointless drunk threads?

I'm sad.

Internets.


Mine.

Not until the litigation is settled.

By the way did you get the subpoena?

 

[RadiomanATL]

WTF? I thought I owned the rights to pointless drunk threads?

I'm sad.

Internets.


Mine.

Not until the litigation is settled.

By the way did you get the subpoena?

I own the internet courts too.

The judge and I play golf together. And drink beer together.

 

[Jeremy]

Internets.


Mine.

Not until the litigation is settled.

By the way did you get the subpoena?

I own the internet courts too.

The judge and I play golf together. And drink beer together.

Maybe it's time for me to break out the pics of you and the Judge's wife inflagranti delicto.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Not until the litigation is settled.

By the way did you get the subpoena?

I own the internet courts too.

The judge and I play golf together. And drink beer together.

Maybe it's time for me to break out the pics of you and the Judge's wife inflagranti delicto.

The judge was taking the pictures.

 

[Jeremy]

I own the internet courts too.

The judge and I play golf together. And drink beer together.

Maybe it's time for me to break out the pics of you and the Judge's wife inflagranti delicto.

The judge was taking the pictures.

Fine. As long as I can have a small corner of the FAQ page at ebaumsworld.com.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Maybe it's time for me to break out the pics of you and the Judge's wife inflagranti delicto.

The judge was taking the pictures.

Fine. As long as I can have a small corner of the FAQ page at ebaumsworld.com.

I will allot you a 5x5 pixel square.

 

[Jeremy]

I'll need at least 10x10 if I'm going to be able to make out any resemblance of a nipple.

 

[RadiomanATL]

 

[Sheldon]

I saw this in the active topics and thought 'damn Radio, it's not even noon!'. But then I saw it was started at ten last night, so it's okay.

When I was pre-legal, "enough beer" meant I had just puked and was wiping the tears out of my eyes.

Now, I know I've had "enough" if I go to stand up but then fall back down in the chair, or if I'm getting off a bar stool and misjudge when my foot is supposed to touch the floor--so I do like this weird in-limbo balance shimmy to save face.

I think this means I'm "growing up"?

 

[RadiomanATL]

I'll need at least 10x10 if I'm going to be able to make out any resemblance of a nipple.

Don't get greedy.

 

[RadiomanATL]

I saw this in the active topics and thought 'damn Radio, it's not even noon!'. But then I saw it was started at ten last night, so it's okay.

When I was pre-legal, "enough beer" meant I had just puked and was wiping the tears out of my eyes.

Now, I know I've had "enough" if I go to stand up but then fall back down in the chair, or if I'm getting off a bar stool and misjudge when my foot is supposed to touch the floor--so I do like this weird in-limbo balance shimmy to save face.

I think this means I'm "growing up"?

Too many for me means I'm sleepy. I don't do the wasted thing anymore. Had enough of that when I was a kid.

 

[Jeremy]

I'll need at least 10x10 if I'm going to be able to make out any resemblance of a nipple.

Don't get greedy.

'spose I can make do with part of a single pube.

 

[Blagger]

I saw this in the active topics and thought 'damn Radio, it's not even noon!'. But then I saw it was started at ten last night, so it's okay.

When I was pre-legal, "enough beer" meant I had just puked and was wiping the tears out of my eyes.

Now, I know I've had "enough" if I go to stand up but then fall back down in the chair, or if I'm getting off a bar stool and misjudge when my foot is supposed to touch the floor--so I do like this weird in-limbo balance shimmy to save face.

I think this means I'm "growing up"?

Too many for me means I'm sleepy. I don't do the wasted thing anymore. Had enough of that when I was a kid.[/quote]

Fag.

 

[RadiomanATL]

I'll need at least 10x10 if I'm going to be able to make out any resemblance of a nipple.

Don't get greedy.

'spose I can make do with part of a single pube.

Who would want more than one?

 

[RadiomanATL]

I saw this in the active topics and thought 'damn Radio, it's not even noon!'. But then I saw it was started at ten last night, so it's okay.

When I was pre-legal, "enough beer" meant I had just puked and was wiping the tears out of my eyes.

Now, I know I've had "enough" if I go to stand up but then fall back down in the chair, or if I'm getting off a bar stool and misjudge when my foot is supposed to touch the floor--so I do like this weird in-limbo balance shimmy to save face.

I think this means I'm "growing up"?

Too many for me means I'm sleepy. I don't do the wasted thing anymore. Had enough of that when I was a kid.

Fag.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, having kids to take care of will tend to do that to a person.

 

[Sheldon]

I saw this in the active topics and thought 'damn Radio, it's not even noon!'. But then I saw it was started at ten last night, so it's okay.

When I was pre-legal, "enough beer" meant I had just puked and was wiping the tears out of my eyes.

Now, I know I've had "enough" if I go to stand up but then fall back down in the chair, or if I'm getting off a bar stool and misjudge when my foot is supposed to touch the floor--so I do like this weird in-limbo balance shimmy to save face.

I think this means I'm "growing up"?

Too many for me means I'm sleepy. I don't do the wasted thing anymore. Had enough of that when I was a kid.

Do you want me to get off your lawn, too?

 

[RadiomanATL]

I saw this in the active topics and thought 'damn Radio, it's not even noon!'. But then I saw it was started at ten last night, so it's okay.

When I was pre-legal, "enough beer" meant I had just puked and was wiping the tears out of my eyes.

Now, I know I've had "enough" if I go to stand up but then fall back down in the chair, or if I'm getting off a bar stool and misjudge when my foot is supposed to touch the floor--so I do like this weird in-limbo balance shimmy to save face.

I think this means I'm "growing up"?

Too many for me means I'm sleepy. I don't do the wasted thing anymore. Had enough of that when I was a kid.

Do you want me to get off your lawn, too?

Give it a mow before you do

 

[Sheldon]

Too many for me means I'm sleepy. I don't do the wasted thing anymore. Had enough of that when I was a kid.

Do you want me to get off your lawn, too?

Give it a mow before you do

Not if you're only going to pay me 15 cents and tell me to go buy myself a bottled soda, like you did last time.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Do you want me to get off your lawn, too?

Give it a mow before you do

Not if you're only going to pay me 15 cents and tell me to go buy myself a bottled soda, like you did last time.

I'll give you a quarter. And a root beer float.

 

[Blagger]

Too many for me means I'm sleepy. I don't do the wasted thing anymore. Had enough of that when I was a kid.

Fag.

Yeah, having kids to take care of will tend to do that to a person.[/QUOTE]

Loser.

When I go alcohol shopping there's this prank I like to play on the cashier. I fill-up the shopping cart wth all the booze I'm going to buy, and I then put a bag of diapers on top of the mountain of booze. When the cashier has scanned all the shopping and tells me the total, I then pretend to search through my pockets. I then tell the cashier, loud enough so that everyone can hear, that I don't have enough money. They'll then ask me which alcoholic item I want to leave behind. I then pretend to go over the decision in my head, then tell the cashier that I'll leave the diapers behind. I then pay and attempt to casually walk away from a speechless cashier and queue of shoppers without pissing myself laughing.