Georgia Governor declares water a gateway drug that leads to voting!

[DrLove]

Three threads on n this ancient topic, doesn't the retarded OP know how to use the search button?

It's in the Satire section...it's for fun.

Baldie.

Libtards can't do satire, fun, memes or humour.

You’ve never posted satire. I on the other hand do almost daily -
And none of you assholes ever seem to get it

4 years of listening to Trump has rotted their brains to mush

I like my noodles al dente. Hence I must pass

 

[Ben Thomson]

ATLANTA (The Borowitz Report)—Raising the ante in his ongoing battle with the aqueous substance, Georgia’s governor, Brian Kemp, has declared water “a gateway drug that leads to voting.”​

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“We’ve consulted a lot of studies on this,” he said. “People are much more likely to vote if they are under the influence of water.”​

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The governor said that he was considering a number of measures to address water addiction, including stiffer penalties for voting while quenching.​

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In his starkest warning, Kemp told those who traffic in the banned liquid, “We’re coming after you,” and promised prison time for anyone combining hydrogen and oxygen in illegal water labs.​

Georgia Governor Declares Water a Gateway Drug That Leads to Voting

The governor said that he was considering a number of measures to address water addiction, including stiffer penalties for voting while quenching.

www.newyorker.com

A lot of attention is being given to that stupid can't offer water to people section but the part that they should be paying attention to is the part that gives the state legislature the power to overturn the results of county's vote. Say Fulton County goes all out for a democratic ticket. They can now fire the board of electors in Fulton County and replace them with their people who can and will decertify the vote and put in their count. Talk about voter fraud.

 

[DrLove]

Three threads on n this ancient topic, doesn't the retarded OP know how to use the search button?

You fucking idiot. This is SATIRE properly planted in the appropriate forum. Get a life (or a GD sense of humor ;-)

 

[DrLove]

ATLANTA (The Borowitz Report)—Raising the ante in his ongoing battle with the aqueous substance, Georgia’s governor, Brian Kemp, has declared water “a gateway drug that leads to voting.”​

​

“We’ve consulted a lot of studies on this,” he said. “People are much more likely to vote if they are under the influence of water.”​

​

The governor said that he was considering a number of measures to address water addiction, including stiffer penalties for voting while quenching.​

​

In his starkest warning, Kemp told those who traffic in the banned liquid, “We’re coming after you,” and promised prison time for anyone combining hydrogen and oxygen in illegal water labs.​

Georgia Governor Declares Water a Gateway Drug That Leads to Voting

The governor said that he was considering a number of measures to address water addiction, including stiffer penalties for voting while quenching.

www.newyorker.com

A lot of attention is being given to that stupid can't offer water to people section but the part that they should be paying attention to is the part that gives the state legislature the power to overturn the results of county's vote. Say Fulton County goes all out for a democratic ticket. They can now fire the board of electors in Fulton County and replace them with their people who can and will decertify the vote and put in their count. Talk about voter fraud.

Yep, it’s a constitutional crisis just waiting to happen!

 

[San Souci]

Three threads on n this ancient topic, doesn't the retarded OP know how to use the search button?

It's in the Satire section...it's for fun.

Baldie.

Libtards can't do satire, fun, memes or humour.

You’ve never posted satire. I on the other hand do almost daily -
And none of you assholes ever seem to get it

Because it sucks.

 

[DrLove]

Three threads on n this ancient topic, doesn't the retarded OP know how to use the search button?

It's in the Satire section...it's for fun.

Baldie.

Libtards can't do satire, fun, memes or humour.

You’ve never posted satire. I on the other hand do almost daily -
And none of you assholes ever seem to get it

Because it sucks.

Ever considered the possibility that YOU might suck?

 

[San Souci]

Three threads on n this ancient topic, doesn't the retarded OP know how to use the search button?

It's in the Satire section...it's for fun.

Baldie.

Libtards can't do satire, fun, memes or humour.

You’ve never posted satire. I on the other hand do almost daily -
And none of you assholes ever seem to get it

Because it sucks.

Ever considered the possibility that YOU might suck?

Not my bag.

 

[Roudy]

Democrats literally commit election fraud every single time. They use giving stuff to voters in line to control and intimidate them. They have a history of doing this.

You have to ask yourself, why is the Left spreading false news and having a hissyfit about this state passed law, whose goal it is to give some privacy to people in line to vote, and prevent voters from being approached and or intimidated and threatened by others while in line, when it applies to both Democrats and Republicans.

 

[San Souci]

Democrats literally commit election fraud every single time. They use giving stuff to voters in line to control and intimidate them. They have a history of doing this.

You have to ask yourself, why is the Left spreading false news and having a hissyfit about this state passed law, whose goal it is to give some privacy to people in line to vote, and prevent voters from being approached and or intimidated and threatened by others while in line, when it applies to both Democrats and Republicans.

Because Democrats suck. Goes back a long way. See 'Boss Tweed".

 

[OldLady]

ATLANTA (The Borowitz Report)—Raising the ante in his ongoing battle with the aqueous substance, Georgia’s governor, Brian Kemp, has declared water “a gateway drug that leads to voting.”​

​

“We’ve consulted a lot of studies on this,” he said. “People are much more likely to vote if they are under the influence of water.”​

​

The governor said that he was considering a number of measures to address water addiction, including stiffer penalties for voting while quenching.​

​

In his starkest warning, Kemp told those who traffic in the banned liquid, “We’re coming after you,” and promised prison time for anyone combining hydrogen and oxygen in illegal water labs.​

Georgia Governor Declares Water a Gateway Drug That Leads to Voting

The governor said that he was considering a number of measures to address water addiction, including stiffer penalties for voting while quenching.

www.newyorker.com

Funny how you filthy Libs always latch on to the LEAST important issue in any Bill.

Maybe not the most important but certainly the LEAST NECESSARY. Enacting legislation to make voting a more miserable experience for no reason is kind of noteworthy.

 

[OldLady]

ATLANTA (The Borowitz Report)—Raising the ante in his ongoing battle with the aqueous substance, Georgia’s governor, Brian Kemp, has declared water “a gateway drug that leads to voting.”​

​

“We’ve consulted a lot of studies on this,” he said. “People are much more likely to vote if they are under the influence of water.”​

​

The governor said that he was considering a number of measures to address water addiction, including stiffer penalties for voting while quenching.​

​

In his starkest warning, Kemp told those who traffic in the banned liquid, “We’re coming after you,” and promised prison time for anyone combining hydrogen and oxygen in illegal water labs.​

Georgia Governor Declares Water a Gateway Drug That Leads to Voting

The governor said that he was considering a number of measures to address water addiction, including stiffer penalties for voting while quenching.

www.newyorker.com

A lot of attention is being given to that stupid can't offer water to people section but the part that they should be paying attention to is the part that gives the state legislature the power to overturn the results of county's vote. Say Fulton County goes all out for a democratic ticket. They can now fire the board of electors in Fulton County and replace them with their people who can and will decertify the vote and put in their count. Talk about voter fraud.

Is this what you mean?

• The Board also has more power to temporarily suspend local election superintendents for repeated violations of the law or "nonfeasance, malfeasance, or gross negligence" over a period of two years. The law allows the Board to appoint temporary replacements pending formal reviews and hearings investigating the superintendent's conduct.

 

[AFrench2]

Democrats literally commit election fraud every single time. They use giving stuff to voters in line to control and intimidate them. They have a history of doing this.

You have to ask yourself, why is the Left spreading false news and having a hissyfit about this state passed law, whose goal it is to give some privacy to people in line to vote, and prevent voters from being approached and or intimidated and threatened by others while in line, when it applies to both Democrats and Republicans.

lol shut up. Nobody in line to vote for President switches their vote because they got a bag of Lays potato chips from a nice volunteer.

You live in such a surreal, fearful world where you believe whatever Fox News tells you.

 

[San Souci]

ATLANTA (The Borowitz Report)—Raising the ante in his ongoing battle with the aqueous substance, Georgia’s governor, Brian Kemp, has declared water “a gateway drug that leads to voting.”​

​

“We’ve consulted a lot of studies on this,” he said. “People are much more likely to vote if they are under the influence of water.”​

​

The governor said that he was considering a number of measures to address water addiction, including stiffer penalties for voting while quenching.​

​

In his starkest warning, Kemp told those who traffic in the banned liquid, “We’re coming after you,” and promised prison time for anyone combining hydrogen and oxygen in illegal water labs.​

Georgia Governor Declares Water a Gateway Drug That Leads to Voting

The governor said that he was considering a number of measures to address water addiction, including stiffer penalties for voting while quenching.

www.newyorker.com

Funny how you filthy Libs always latch on to the LEAST important issue in any Bill.

Maybe not the most important but certainly the LEAST NECESSARY. Enacting legislation to make voting a more miserable experience for no reason is kind of noteworthy.

Let us see. People ALWAYS had to stand in line and show ID. Until this COVID "Temporary" voting law. Mail out ballots are CROOKED. So is "Election Quarter" instead of Election day. Guess what? We ALWAYS voted like Georgia suggests until 2020. And Democrats ALWAYS make it am emotional issue. "Keeping people of COLOR from Voting". Suggesting Blacks are to stupid to get an ID? Hmmmmm..... Maybe you have a point there.

 

[Ben Thomson]

ATLANTA (The Borowitz Report)—Raising the ante in his ongoing battle with the aqueous substance, Georgia’s governor, Brian Kemp, has declared water “a gateway drug that leads to voting.”​

​

“We’ve consulted a lot of studies on this,” he said. “People are much more likely to vote if they are under the influence of water.”​

​

The governor said that he was considering a number of measures to address water addiction, including stiffer penalties for voting while quenching.​

​

In his starkest warning, Kemp told those who traffic in the banned liquid, “We’re coming after you,” and promised prison time for anyone combining hydrogen and oxygen in illegal water labs.​

Georgia Governor Declares Water a Gateway Drug That Leads to Voting

The governor said that he was considering a number of measures to address water addiction, including stiffer penalties for voting while quenching.

www.newyorker.com

A lot of attention is being given to that stupid can't offer water to people section but the part that they should be paying attention to is the part that gives the state legislature the power to overturn the results of county's vote. Say Fulton County goes all out for a democratic ticket. They can now fire the board of electors in Fulton County and replace them with their people who can and will decertify the vote and put in their count. Talk about voter fraud.

Is this what you mean?

• The Board also has more power to temporarily suspend local election superintendents for repeated violations of the law or "nonfeasance, malfeasance, or gross negligence" over a period of two years. The law allows the Board to appoint temporary replacements pending formal reviews and hearings investigating the superintendent's conduct.

What's to keep them from asserting that a county has been violating some law for over two years on day one of a takeover. The day after an election that did not go their way.. they walk in and say..we believe there has been nonfeasance going on here for over two years. Your vote certification is now void, we will take over now...'

'Much of the work administering elections in Georgia is handled by the state’s 159 counties. The law gives the State Election Board new powers to intervene in county election offices and to remove and replace local election officials. That has led to concerns that the Republican-controlled state board could exert more influence over the administration of elections, including the certification of county results.

One target for intervention could be Fulton County, a Democratic stronghold that contains most of Atlanta. The heavily populated county has been plagued by problems, including long lines, and it is often singled out by Republican officials. Under the law, the board could intervene in up to four counties at a time and install a temporary superintendent with the ability to hire and fire personnel including elections directors and poll officers'.

 

[Ben Thomson]

Democrats literally commit election fraud every single time. They use giving stuff to voters in line to control and intimidate them. They have a history of doing this.

You have to ask yourself, why is the Left spreading false news and having a hissyfit about this state passed law, whose goal it is to give some privacy to people in line to vote, and prevent voters from being approached and or intimidated and threatened by others while in line, when it applies to both Democrats and Republicans.

You can control and intimidate someone by offering them a bottle of water?..damn

 

[DrLove]

Democrats literally commit election fraud every single time. They use giving stuff to voters in line to control and intimidate them. They have a history of doing this.

You have to ask yourself, why is the Left spreading false news and having a hissyfit about this state passed law, whose goal it is to give some privacy to people in line to vote, and prevent voters from being approached and or intimidated and threatened by others while in line, when it applies to both Democrats and Republicans.

Yes, I have many times felt "intimidated and controlled" when someone hands me a bottle of water when I'm dying of thirst!

 

[bendog]

ATLANTA (The Borowitz Report)—Raising the ante in his ongoing battle with the aqueous substance, Georgia’s governor, Brian Kemp, has declared water “a gateway drug that leads to voting.”​

​

“We’ve consulted a lot of studies on this,” he said. “People are much more likely to vote if they are under the influence of water.”​

​

The governor said that he was considering a number of measures to address water addiction, including stiffer penalties for voting while quenching.​

​

In his starkest warning, Kemp told those who traffic in the banned liquid, “We’re coming after you,” and promised prison time for anyone combining hydrogen and oxygen in illegal water labs.​

Georgia Governor Declares Water a Gateway Drug That Leads to Voting

The governor said that he was considering a number of measures to address water addiction, including stiffer penalties for voting while quenching.

www.newyorker.com

Funny how you filthy Libs always latch on to the LEAST important issue in any Bill.

Maybe not the most important but certainly the LEAST NECESSARY. Enacting legislation to make voting a more miserable experience for no reason is kind of noteworthy.

And the irony should not be lost that THE ENTIRE REASON PEOPLE WERE HANDING OUT WATER is because the State intentionally made voting lines extraordinarily long in urban black areas.

 

[OldLady]

they walk in and say..we believe there has been nonfeasance going on here for over two years.

I assume they would need proof of that, in previous incidents as well..

 

[marvin martian]

ATLANTA (The Borowitz Report)—Raising the ante in his ongoing battle with the aqueous substance, Georgia’s governor, Brian Kemp, has declared water “a gateway drug that leads to voting.”​

​

“We’ve consulted a lot of studies on this,” he said. “People are much more likely to vote if they are under the influence of water.”​

​

The governor said that he was considering a number of measures to address water addiction, including stiffer penalties for voting while quenching.​

​

In his starkest warning, Kemp told those who traffic in the banned liquid, “We’re coming after you,” and promised prison time for anyone combining hydrogen and oxygen in illegal water labs.​

Georgia Governor Declares Water a Gateway Drug That Leads to Voting

The governor said that he was considering a number of measures to address water addiction, including stiffer penalties for voting while quenching.

www.newyorker.com

BlueAnon has entered the chat!

 

[Roudy]

Democrats literally commit election fraud every single time. They use giving stuff to voters in line to control and intimidate them. They have a history of doing this.

You have to ask yourself, why is the Left spreading false news and having a hissyfit about this state passed law, whose goal it is to give some privacy to people in line to vote, and prevent voters from being approached and or intimidated and threatened by others while in line, when it applies to both Democrats and Republicans.

lol shut up. Nobody in line to vote for President switches their vote because they got a bag of Lays potato chips from a nice volunteer.

You live in such a surreal, fearful world where you believe whatever Fox News tells you.

Why do the Democrat voter intimidation thugs need to get close to people that are standing in line to vote and deserve a little privacy and space. Everybody knows it just doesn't get that hot in November in Georgia. Besides, this affects Republicans as well, so is the Left now claiming that republicans don't get thirsty or they some handle the heat better than Democrat pussies?

Democrats literally commit election fraud every single time. They use giving stuff to voters in line to control and intimidate them. They have a history of doing this.

You have to ask yourself, why is the Left spreading false news and having a hissyfit about this state passed law, whose goal it is to give some privacy to people in line to vote, and prevent voters from being approached and or intimidated and threatened by others while in line, when it applies to both Democrats and Republicans.

You can control and intimidate someone by offering them a bottle of water?..damn

the law applies to both republicans and democrats, and bans people from handing stuff out to people that are standing in line. Why can't people just stand in line and do their civic duty like one would when in court or jury duty, without being approached by a leftist asshole thugs using food and water as an excuse.