Dude, you're the one who thinks he has all the answers and that every church will teach your beliefs. That's not going to happen unless you actually publish your beliefs.What seems logical to you who professes to believe that God is edible simply because you believe it may not be sound advice, especially since I already know that at this time there are long established protocols and procedures for such an unlikely event and so it's up to you, people, not me, to take the next logical step.
How is it that you don't already know the only right course to take?