Mikeoxenormous
Diamond Member
The Worst States For Porch Pirates 2023
So here is my idea.
1. Find an Amazon or Walmart box.
2. Fill it with heavy bricks, so it is hard to lift.
3. Wait till the porch pirate tries very hard to take the box.
4. Open the door and do what Joe Biden said "Shoot your shotgun, full of birdshot, into the pirate, of course while you video the whole event.
Soon porch piracy will only be in Democrat Run cities and states where they dont allow their citizens to be armed.
In Joe Biden's America, many thugs "feel" that they can do whatever they want, and get away with it, since our Justice System is allowing crime to run rampant.Whether your package contains a $5 bar of soap, a $50 designer tee or a $500-plus Xbox gaming console, no one likes having their prized packages stolen from right under their nose. Stolen packages can cost the customer and the shipper a lot of money and distress.
The average value of a stolen package is around $50. Forty percent of all packages stolen are valued between $50 to $100. Porch pirates know that most packages will contain items of varied value, so they repeatedly strike hoping to score an expensive item. Porch piracy has become an epidemic in this country, with 67% of Americans falling victim. Some 22% have had more than one package stolen and 11% had three or more stolen.
So here is my idea.
1. Find an Amazon or Walmart box.
2. Fill it with heavy bricks, so it is hard to lift.
3. Wait till the porch pirate tries very hard to take the box.
4. Open the door and do what Joe Biden said "Shoot your shotgun, full of birdshot, into the pirate, of course while you video the whole event.
Soon porch piracy will only be in Democrat Run cities and states where they dont allow their citizens to be armed.