How do you give someone a "Uber Gift Card" for Christmas and put

[fbj]

$15 on the card? That's 1 fucking ride. When it comes to Uber the minimum has to be atleast $20 which is definitely 2 rides. $15 is for a dunkin donuts card not UBer

My mom's boyfriend has OATMEAL for brains

 

[H B Lowrie]

$15 on the card? That's 1 fucking ride. When it comes to Uber the minimum has to be atleast $20 which is definitely 2 rides. $15 is for a dunkin donuts card not UBer

My mom's boyfriend has OATMEAL for brains

I don't include capitalist commerce in my celebrations, been decades now. Fuck retail, they can pull themselves up by their own bootstraps.

 

[fncceo]

$15 on the card? That's 1 fucking ride. When it comes to Uber the minimum has to be atleast $20 which is definitely 2 rides. $15 is for a dunkin donuts card not UBer

My mom's boyfriend has OATMEAL for brains

Is he an Uber driver?

 

[fbj]

$15 on the card? That's 1 fucking ride. When it comes to Uber the minimum has to be atleast $20 which is definitely 2 rides. $15 is for a dunkin donuts card not UBer

My mom's boyfriend has OATMEAL for brains

Is he an Uber driver?

No he knows I catch uber a lot and thought he was doing something

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

$15 on the card? That's 1 fucking ride. When it comes to Uber the minimum has to be atleast $20 which is definitely 2 rides. $15 is for a dunkin donuts card not UBer

My mom's boyfriend has OATMEAL for brains

Is he an Uber driver?

No he knows I catch uber a lot and thought he was doing something

He was you're just too much of an ungrateful arrogant ass to realize it.

 

[fncceo]

When someone gives you a crappy present, they might be trying to tell you something.

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

$15 on the card? That's 1 fucking ride. When it comes to Uber the minimum has to be atleast $20 which is definitely 2 rides. $15 is for a dunkin donuts card not UBer

My mom's boyfriend has OATMEAL for brains

What did you get him?

 

[fncceo]

$15 on the card? That's 1 fucking ride. When it comes to Uber the minimum has to be atleast $20 which is definitely 2 rides. $15 is for a dunkin donuts card not UBer

My mom's boyfriend has OATMEAL for brains

What did you get him?

He already schtupped his mom.

 

[fbj]

$15 on the card? That's 1 fucking ride. When it comes to Uber the minimum has to be atleast $20 which is definitely 2 rides. $15 is for a dunkin donuts card not UBer

My mom's boyfriend has OATMEAL for brains

What did you get him?

He was my pollyany, a Target Gift Card

 

[Crepitus]

$15 on the card? That's 1 fucking ride. When it comes to Uber the minimum has to be atleast $20 which is definitely 2 rides. $15 is for a dunkin donuts card not UBer

My mom's boyfriend has OATMEAL for brains

It's $15 you didn't have yesterday so what are you bitching about?

 

[fbj]

$15 on the card? That's 1 fucking ride. When it comes to Uber the minimum has to be atleast $20 which is definitely 2 rides. $15 is for a dunkin donuts card not UBer

My mom's boyfriend has OATMEAL for brains

It's $15 you didn't have yesterday so what are you bitching about?

Unless you retarded I explained all of that in the OP. $20 minimum should be the case for a Uber gift card

 

[Crepitus]

$15 on the card? That's 1 fucking ride. When it comes to Uber the minimum has to be atleast $20 which is definitely 2 rides. $15 is for a dunkin donuts card not UBer

My mom's boyfriend has OATMEAL for brains

It's $15 you didn't have yesterday so what are you bitching about?

Unless you retarded I explained all of that in the OP. $20 minimum should be the case for a Uber gift card

Lol, why? It's a gift. It didn't cost you anything. Add ,$5 of your own money and ride twice.

 

[fbj]

$15 on the card? That's 1 fucking ride. When it comes to Uber the minimum has to be atleast $20 which is definitely 2 rides. $15 is for a dunkin donuts card not UBer

My mom's boyfriend has OATMEAL for brains

It's $15 you didn't have yesterday so what are you bitching about?

Unless you retarded I explained all of that in the OP. $20 minimum should be the case for a Uber gift card

Lol, why? It's a gift. It didn't cost you anything. Add ,$5 of your own money and ride twice.

I'm not adding shit. $15 would be suited for dunkin donuts

 

[Crepitus]

$15 on the card? That's 1 fucking ride. When it comes to Uber the minimum has to be atleast $20 which is definitely 2 rides. $15 is for a dunkin donuts card not UBer

My mom's boyfriend has OATMEAL for brains

It's $15 you didn't have yesterday so what are you bitching about?

Unless you retarded I explained all of that in the OP. $20 minimum should be the case for a Uber gift card

Lol, why? It's a gift. It didn't cost you anything. Add ,$5 of your own money and ride twice.

I'm not adding shit. $15 would be suited for dunkin donuts

Ok dude, you wanna complain about free money go for it.