I had a cool dream last night

[charwin95]

Second night after Trump won the election. I had another dream.
Three world leaders Putin, Jung on of North Korea and Trump get together bragging who can make their wife scream better during sex.
Putiin: When I make love to my wife she doesn't stop screaming for half an hour.
Jung un: When I make love to my wife she doesn't stop screaming for an hour.
Trump: That's nothing. Melanie doesn't stop screaming for one day after we have sex. Because I used the curtain to wipe my dick.

When I'm in the good mood. I will post more of these dreams.

 

[jon_berzerk]

--LOL

 

[xyz]

My dream was even cooler......


It involved sex.........


With and alien.......

It's not an alien. It's a succubus.

 

[Iceweasel]

My dream was even cooler......


It involved sex.........


With and alien.......

It's not an alien. It's a succubus.

See an optometrist.

 

[charwin95]

Last night I had another dream.

I was in the history class with Hillary and Donnie.
Teacher: Hillary when and who discover Philippines?
Hillary: Philippines was discovered by Magellan in March 16, 1521.
Teacher: Donnie who is Magellan? Where did he came from?
Donnie: That's easy. Magellan is an investment financial group based from Sydney, Australia.