I Identify as a 80 Year o Ld, So Why Wont The Feds Give Me My Social Security?

[BlackSand]

Of course I dont really, but why not if I did?

There are cases of adults identifying as children and the leftards want to have them treated like children that they identify as.

Why cant we do it going the other way and get some Social Security too?

When I retire in a few years, God willing, at the age of 62, I might tell them that internally I identify as 70 and see how far that gets me, lololol, probably jail time.

You will probably make out better if you think you are a Native American.

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[MaryL]

Of course I dont really, but why not if I did?

There are cases of adults identifying as children and the leftards want to have them treated like children that they identify as.

Why cant we do it going the other way and get some Social Security too?

When I retire in a few years, God willing, at the age of 62, I might tell them that internally I identify as 70 and see how far that gets me, lololol, probably jail time.

Are making fun of trans gendered people? Good question, perhaps a 16 year old kid believed he /she was 80? Trans Aged? This can go in weird directions. But we can't question the concept? I think of Munchhausen's syndrome by proxy, we feed into people that are deceitful and manipulative. Here's a concept I do believe: Enabling.

 

[Fang]

I identify as a lesbian who likes to have group sex with other "hot" lesbians.

 

[Political Junky]

I identify as a lesbian who likes to have group sex with other "hot" lesbians.

You think they'd be attracted to you?

 

[JimBowie1958]

Of course I dont really, but why not if I did?

There are cases of adults identifying as children and the leftards want to have them treated like children that they identify as.

Why cant we do it going the other way and get some Social Security too?

When I retire in a few years, God willing, at the age of 62, I might tell them that internally I identify as 70 and see how far that gets me, lololol, probably jail time.

You will probably make out better if you think you are a Native American.

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Actually I have found three Amerindian ancestors, so maybe I could pull that one off, but I dont know what good it would do.

The government still shits on Native Americans, poor bastards.

 

[JimBowie1958]

I identify as a lesbian who likes to have group sex with other "hot" lesbians.

You think they'd be attracted to you?

Have yo seen many lesbians? I mean in real life, not your porn sites?

 

[JimBowie1958]

Of course I dont really, but why not if I did?

There are cases of adults identifying as children and the leftards want to have them treated like children that they identify as.

Why cant we do it going the other way and get some Social Security too?

When I retire in a few years, God willing, at the age of 62, I might tell them that internally I identify as 70 and see how far that gets me, lololol, probably jail time.

Are making fun of trans gendered people? Good question, perhaps a 16 year old kid believed he /she was 80? Trans Aged? This can go in weird directions. But we can't question the concept? I think of Munchhausen's syndrome by proxy, we feed into people that are deceitful and manipulative. Here's a concept I do believe: Enabling.

I am not mocking the transgendered so much as I am mocking the Identity politics system that has stooped to politicizing mentally disturbed, delusional people and turning them into a political constituency.

 

[JimBowie1958]

You may not have paid 40 quarters into Social Security.

I worked from 1972 to 2002 without as much as a solid one month break. I then worked the next 11 years and had to go on disability due to a slipped disc, injured another one in an auto accident that the auto insurance bailed out on, and now I am trying to start my own business.

Yeah, I think I got 40 quarters, Sherlock.

 

[JimBowie1958]

I don't see this country lasting much longer as is. Dollar crash is coming and it's gonna be a epic, I'm afraid.

Only if OPEC abandons the USD standard.

 

[Wyatt earp]

I'm a Yankee, but I identify as a southern belle.

Do you drink sweat tea? Eat grits and collard greens? Do you have your Christmas tree up all year round?


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[JimBowie1958]

Do you drink sweat tea?
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Who drinks sweat tea? Sounds disgusting, but maybe Yankees do it, lol.

 

[Wyatt earp]

Do you drink sweat tea?
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Who drinks sweat tea? Sounds disgusting, but maybe Yankees do it, lol.

Oops

 

[Dale Smith]

I don't see this country lasting much longer as is. Dollar crash is coming and it's gonna be a epic, I'm afraid.

Only if OPEC abandons the USD standard.

That is on the horizon, my friend. Oil is not a rare commodity nor is it a "fossil fuel"....that was simply a lie to milk us all out of money. Oil is an abiotic fluid naturally produced by the earth's crust. Russia has tons of oil and they could easily take the place of the Middle East. Hell, America has enough oil to supply the whole world for a 100 years easily. Oil scarcity has been a huge hoax....no shit.

 

[ChrisL]

Do you drink sweat tea?
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Who drinks sweat tea? Sounds disgusting, but maybe Yankees do it, lol.

Oops

I drink iced coffee like a real New Englander. You can keep your sweat tea parties.

 

[Wyatt earp]

Do you drink sweat tea?
.

Who drinks sweat tea? Sounds disgusting, but maybe Yankees do it, lol.

Oops

I drink iced coffee like a real New Englander. You can keep your sweat tea parties.

It is kind of funny, my coworker just got back from Disney world and was bitching about it today, I thought they served sweet tea down there.


.guess just between Georgia /Florida line and mason dixion line.


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[ChrisL]

I'm a Yankee, but I identify as a southern belle.

Do you drink sweat tea? Eat grits and collard greens? Do you have your Christmas tree up all year round?


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I don't eat those things.

Don't be a bigot. I told you, I identify as a southern belle. How dare you question my self identity? Where is my big dress and parasol? Where is my long hot summer?

 

[Dale Smith]

I'm a Yankee, but I identify as a southern belle.

Do you drink sweat tea? Eat grits and collard greens? Do you have your Christmas tree up all year round?


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I don't eat those things.

Don't be a bigot. I told you, I identify as a southern belle. How dare you question my self identity? Where is my big dress and parasol? Where is my long hot summer?

Most importantly? Where am I? Your hunky southern man to protect you????

 

[thereisnospoon]

Excellent point.

I identify as a 66 year old disabled woman.

Wonder if they'll honor my identity and grant me Social Security payments?

most of the southern crackas i came across are on disability for mental disorders, infantile paralysis of the brain

Guno.....YOU are a Southern white male and have been for decades. You do realize this right?

nope cracka boi, just here to teach you inbreds to join the 21st century

Guno, what is required to "join the 21st Century"?

he does not know.. Because he hasn't.
guno is a brain dead ignorant bigot who comes on here just to kick the hornets nest.
I used to get pissed off. Now I just consider guno as free entertainment

 

[thereisnospoon]

Of course I dont really, but why not if I did?

There are cases of adults identifying as children and the leftards want to have them treated like children that they identify as.

Why cant we do it going the other way and get some Social Security too?

When I retire in a few years, God willing, at the age of 62, I might tell them that internally I identify as 70 and see how far that gets me, lololol, probably jail time.

If you really want to get a government socialist check...why not identify as white man.....if that don't get you a disability check, nothing will!!

#All lives matter.
Fuck you. Racist shit between the toes of a drooling baboon

 

[Dale Smith]

Excellent point.

I identify as a 66 year old disabled woman.

Wonder if they'll honor my identity and grant me Social Security payments?

most of the southern crackas i came across are on disability for mental disorders, infantile paralysis of the brain

Guno.....YOU are a Southern white male and have been for decades. You do realize this right?

nope cracka boi, just here to teach you inbreds to join the 21st century

Guno, what is required to "join the 21st Century"?

he does not know.. Because he hasn't.
guno is a brain dead ignorant bigot who comes on here just to kick the hornets nest.
I used to get pissed off. Now I just consider guno as free entertainment

I know that some of you may not believe this....but Guno has a very good side to him. He does like to kick the hornet nest because he likes to stir the masses.