I Identify as a 80 Year o Ld, So Why Wont The Feds Give Me My Social Security?

[C_Clayton_Jones]

Of course I dont really, but why not if I did?

There are cases of adults identifying as children and the leftards want to have them treated like children that they identify as.

Why cant we do it going the other way and get some Social Security too?

When I retire in a few years, God willing, at the age of 62, I might tell them that internally I identify as 70 and see how far that gets me, lololol, probably jail time.

The stupidity of this speaks for itself.

 

[tigerred59]

Of course I dont really, but why not if I did?

There are cases of adults identifying as children and the leftards want to have them treated like children that they identify as.

Why cant we do it going the other way and get some Social Security too?

When I retire in a few years, God willing, at the age of 62, I might tell them that internally I identify as 70 and see how far that gets me, lololol, probably jail time.

If you really want to get a government socialist check...why not identify as white man.....if that don't get you a disability check, nothing will!!

#All lives matter.
Fuck you. Racist shit between the toes of a drooling baboon

So I guess the love affair is over? eh? LOLOLOLO

 

[thereisnospoon]

I don't see this country lasting much longer as is. Dollar crash is coming and it's gonna be a epic, I'm afraid.

Only if OPEC abandons the USD standard.

Which for their own self preservation, they won't.

 

[ChrisL]

I'm a Yankee, but I identify as a southern belle.

Do you drink sweat tea? Eat grits and collard greens? Do you have your Christmas tree up all year round?


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I don't eat those things.

Don't be a bigot. I told you, I identify as a southern belle. How dare you question my self identity? Where is my big dress and parasol? Where is my long hot summer?

Most importantly? Where am I? Your hunky southern man to protect you????

Do you look like Don Johnson?

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

Of course I dont really, but why not if I did?

There are cases of adults identifying as children and the leftards want to have them treated like children that they identify as.

Why cant we do it going the other way and get some Social Security too?

When I retire in a few years, God willing, at the age of 62, I might tell them that internally I identify as 70 and see how far that gets me, lololol, probably jail time.

You will probably make out better if you think you are a Native American.

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Actually I have found three Amerindian ancestors, so maybe I could pull that one off, but I dont know what good it would do.

The government still shits on Native Americans, poor bastards.

Obviously you didn’t take a moment to reflect on your thread premise before posting, otherwise you would have realized it’s unmitigated idiocy.

 

[Dale Smith]

I'm a Yankee, but I identify as a southern belle.

Do you drink sweat tea? Eat grits and collard greens? Do you have your Christmas tree up all year round?


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I don't eat those things.

Don't be a bigot. I told you, I identify as a southern belle. How dare you question my self identity? Where is my big dress and parasol? Where is my long hot summer?

Most importantly? Where am I? Your hunky southern man to protect you????

Do you look like Don Johnson?

I don't smoke Lucky Strikes and I do not have a full head of hair......but I am not hard to look at. LOL!

 

[Dale Smith]

Of course I dont really, but why not if I did?

There are cases of adults identifying as children and the leftards want to have them treated like children that they identify as.

Why cant we do it going the other way and get some Social Security too?

When I retire in a few years, God willing, at the age of 62, I might tell them that internally I identify as 70 and see how far that gets me, lololol, probably jail time.

You will probably make out better if you think you are a Native American.

.

Actually I have found three Amerindian ancestors, so maybe I could pull that one off, but I dont know what good it would do.

The government still shits on Native Americans, poor bastards.

Obviously you didn’t take a moment to reflect on your thread premise before posting, otherwise you would have realized it’s unmitigated idiocy.

Awww, STFU, CC Jones.......your propose nothing and you have nothing.

 

[thereisnospoon]

Do you drink sweat tea?
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Who drinks sweat tea? Sounds disgusting, but maybe Yankees do it, lol.

I do...I don;t care for unsweetened ice tea. Although I got a lesson in "Suthin'" Sweet Tea from an nice older southern lady. When I told her I use about 3/4 cup of sugar for one gallon of iced tea, she told me "that's Yankee sweet tea".....I about laughed my head off.
She said she uses TWO CUPS of sugar in a gallon of iced tea.
If I drank that stuff Id be bouncing off every wall in the house like a Jack Russel Terrier chasing a super ball.
Just in case you never heard of it....
wham o superball 1965 - Google Search

 

[JimBowie1958]

most of the southern crackas i came across are on disability for mental disorders, infantile paralysis of the brain

Guno.....YOU are a Southern white male and have been for decades. You do realize this right?

nope cracka boi, just here to teach you inbreds to join the 21st century

Guno, what is required to "join the 21st Century"?

he does not know.. Because he hasn't.
guno is a brain dead ignorant bigot who comes on here just to kick the hornets nest.
I used to get pissed off. Now I just consider guno as free entertainment

I know that some of you may not believe this....but Guno has a very good side to him. He does like to kick the hornet nest because he likes to stir the masses.

And the latter detracts heavily from the former sides of him.

I put him on ignore a long damned time ago.

 

[JimBowie1958]

Do you drink sweat tea?
.

Who drinks sweat tea? Sounds disgusting, but maybe Yankees do it, lol.

I do...I don;t care for unsweetened ice tea. Although I got a lesson in "Suthin'" Sweet Tea from an nice older southern lady. When I told her I use about 3/4 cup of sugar for one gallon of iced tea, she told me "that's Yankee sweet tea".....I about laughed my head off.
She said she uses TWO CUPS of sugar in a gallon of iced tea.
If I drank that stuff Id be bouncing off every wall in the house like a Jack Russel Terrier chasing a super ball.
Just in case you never heard of it....
wham o superball 1965 - Google Search

Dont change the subject, you Yankee infiltraitor; we are talking about SWEAT tea, not sweet tea, gosh darn it!

 

[thereisnospoon]

Do you drink sweat tea?
.

Who drinks sweat tea? Sounds disgusting, but maybe Yankees do it, lol.

Oops

I drink iced coffee like a real New Englander. You can keep your sweat tea parties.

I bet my version of iced coffee is different from yours. I use those flavored creamers just enough to take the bite out of the coffee.
You probably drink it with little milk or creamer and no sweetener at all.

 

[JimBowie1958]

I bet my version of iced coffee is different from yours. I use those flavored creamers just enough to take the bite out of the coffee.
You probably drink it with little milk or creamer and no sweetener at all.

Heresy.

I slow brew tea at room temperatures over night and sweeten it with natural substitutes because I am a natural man.

lol

 

[ChrisL]

Do you drink sweat tea?
.

Who drinks sweat tea? Sounds disgusting, but maybe Yankees do it, lol.

Oops

I drink iced coffee like a real New Englander. You can keep your sweat tea parties.

I bet my version of iced coffee is different from yours. I use those flavored creamers just enough to take the bite out of the coffee.
You probably drink it with little milk or creamer and no sweetener at all.

Regular cream and extra sugar (extra extra sugar). I am flying high after my ice coffee!

 

[thereisnospoon]

Guno.....YOU are a Southern white male and have been for decades. You do realize this right?

nope cracka boi, just here to teach you inbreds to join the 21st century

Guno, what is required to "join the 21st Century"?

he does not know.. Because he hasn't.
guno is a brain dead ignorant bigot who comes on here just to kick the hornets nest.
I used to get pissed off. Now I just consider guno as free entertainment

I know that some of you may not believe this....but Guno has a very good side to him. He does like to kick the hornet nest because he likes to stir the masses.

And the latter detracts heavily from the former sides of him.

I put him on ignore a long damned time ago.

I don't do ignore. That's not a criticism. It just a matter of personal preference.

 

[JimBowie1958]

I don't do ignore. That's not a criticism. It just a matter of personal preference.

Hah! That is YOUR problem!

Things are much nicer with the libtards on ignore. We have enough intelligent liberals to not waste time on the retards.

/teasing

 

[thereisnospoon]

Do you drink sweat tea?
.

Who drinks sweat tea? Sounds disgusting, but maybe Yankees do it, lol.

Oops

I drink iced coffee like a real New Englander. You can keep your sweat tea parties.

I bet my version of iced coffee is different from yours. I use those flavored creamers just enough to take the bite out of the coffee.
You probably drink it with little milk or creamer and no sweetener at all.

Regular cream and extra sugar (extra extra sugar). I am flying high after my ice coffee!

Interesting. My Dad's side of the family was off the boat settled in New England. They used no sweetener in their ice coffee. That's how my dad took it.
Oh well.

 

[JimBowie1958]

Interesting. My Dad's side of the family was off the boat settled in New England. They used no sweetener in their ice coffee. That's how my dad took it.
Oh well.

more heresy; Gawd help us all

 

[thereisnospoon]

Do you drink sweat tea?
.

Who drinks sweat tea? Sounds disgusting, but maybe Yankees do it, lol.

I do...I don;t care for unsweetened ice tea. Although I got a lesson in "Suthin'" Sweet Tea from an nice older southern lady. When I told her I use about 3/4 cup of sugar for one gallon of iced tea, she told me "that's Yankee sweet tea".....I about laughed my head off.
She said she uses TWO CUPS of sugar in a gallon of iced tea.
If I drank that stuff Id be bouncing off every wall in the house like a Jack Russel Terrier chasing a super ball.
Just in case you never heard of it....
wham o superball 1965 - Google Search

Dont change the subject, you Yankee infiltraitor; we are talking about SWEAT tea, not sweet tea, gosh darn it!

I'm friggin cracking up here.

 

[ChrisL]

Who drinks sweat tea? Sounds disgusting, but maybe Yankees do it, lol.

Oops

I drink iced coffee like a real New Englander. You can keep your sweat tea parties.

I bet my version of iced coffee is different from yours. I use those flavored creamers just enough to take the bite out of the coffee.
You probably drink it with little milk or creamer and no sweetener at all.

Regular cream and extra sugar (extra extra sugar). I am flying high after my ice coffee!

Interesting. My Dad's side of the family was off the boat settled in New England. They used no sweetener in their ice coffee. That's how my dad took it.
Oh well.

Well, you might find it interesting that not everyone is the same.

 

[MisterBeale]

I don't see this country lasting much longer as is. Dollar crash is coming and it's gonna be a epic, I'm afraid.

Only if OPEC abandons the USD standard.

Or China and other nations dump their holdings as well.

I imagine it would go something like this. OPEC will probably be allied with us till mid-way through the collapse. It will take them a bit to see the writing on the wall. I think it's coming sooner rather than later.