I just want to give a shout out to the Patriarchy

[Pedro de San Patricio]

I just wanna tell all my patriarchs thank you for giving us a stable society for the past 20,000 years. Thank you for giving us balanced, complementary gender roles to help us learn to support one another. Thank you for standing up to the feminist scourge attempting to destroy you and replace you with a highly sexist and egomaniacal order. And especially thank you for teaching me to be a man and preparing me to be a husband and father. You, the fathers of my father, have my eternal gratitude.