I wonder what would happen if Putin asked for Alaska back....

[Vigilante]

Would the folks up there cheer for the tax cut, the implementation of true religious freedom, the reinstatement of traditional values, and not having a pansy boy as their head of state?

 

[westwall]

Would the folks up there cheer for the tax cut, the implementation of true religious freedom, the reinstatement of traditional values, and not having a pansy boy as their head of state?

All he has to do is ship in a bunch of Russians and let them live there for about 15 years and then they could hold a referendum saying they wanted Alaska to be returned to Russia.

 

[deltex1]

Good surmise...but I think Sarah would go over there and cut Vlad's gnads

 

[emilynghiem]

Would the folks up there cheer for the tax cut, the implementation of true religious freedom, the reinstatement of traditional values, and not having a pansy boy as their head of state?

Perhaps more people would agree to hand Alaska back, if Hawaii were thrown in.
Provided that Obama also went with the package!

 

[Rozman]

I think if Putin placed warships close to Alaska
and landed 25,000 troops on Alaskan soil....

Obama would send John Kerry to the UN after calling for an emergency session
then go on the road to garner support for some new gay initiative.

 

[Howey]

Good surmise...but I think Sarah would go over there and cut Vlad's gnads

Oh, puhleeze! Before or after she swallows them?

 

[TemplarKormac]

Good surmise...but I think Sarah would go over there and cut Vlad's gnads

Oh, puhleeze! Before or after she swallows them?

LOL.

And you call us misogynists?

 

[bodecea]

Would the folks up there cheer for the tax cut, the implementation of true religious freedom, the reinstatement of traditional values, and not having a pansy boy as their head of state?

Well, he needs to get in touch with that guy in Nevada....

 

[Katzndogz]

Alaska voted to become a state. It should be able to vote to not be a state just as well. If Alaska wanted to become Russian and voted to be Russian the pansy in the white house would do nothing.

We just saw government agents run from Cowboys and housewives. What do you think they would do if confronted by Alaskan hunters backed by Russian military? Pansy ass obama isn't going to send the air force to bomb Anchorage. He needs the gas and the planes to take him to vacation.

 

[buckeye45_73]

Good surmise...but I think Sarah would go over there and cut Vlad's gnads

Oh, puhleeze! Before or after she swallows them?

she can swallow mine anytime. You can have hillary or pelosi swallow yours

 

[deltex1]

Good surmise...but I think Sarah would go over there and cut Vlad's gnads

Oh, puhleeze! Before or after she swallows them?

She'd have to pull them out of your ass first.

 

[buckeye45_73]

Good surmise...but I think Sarah would go over there and cut Vlad's gnads

Oh, puhleeze! Before or after she swallows them?

LOL.

And you call us misogynists?

no shit these people are the worst

 

[buckeye45_73]

Good surmise...but I think Sarah would go over there and cut Vlad's gnads

Oh, puhleeze! Before or after she swallows them?

She'd have to pull them out of your ass first.

Hahahah, jowey is all about the atm

 

[emilynghiem]

I think if Putin placed warships close to Alaska
and landed 25,000 troops on Alaskan soil....

Obama would send John Kerry to the UN after calling for an emergency session
then go on the road to garner support for some new gay initiative.

Perhaps Obama's strategy to protect citizens from takeover
would be to require them to "vote for Russian annexation"
using the same signup process for healthcare.gov

 

[koshergrl]

If Putin demanded Alaska, the progressives would insist that we give it to him.

After all, THEY don't live there, so it doesn't matter.

 

[Vigilante]

Good surmise...but I think Sarah would go over there and cut Vlad's gnads

Oh, puhleeze! Before or after she swallows them?

But Howdy Doody....that's your vocation! Now you wouldn't want sweet Sarah, to take away the biggest treat you'd ever have!