Those of you who want to live in a country where you feel the need to own a handgun to be safe, I pity you.
You know, I own over 50 handguns (most are military pistols that are highly valuable) and while they have been in my possession they have never once leapt up and shot someone...not once. Nope, they sit in their display cases and stare at me with great malevolance just waiting for me to make a wrong move and then they'll get me!
They are in the right hands, America is filled with handguns in the wrong hands. You are way too intelligent for such a post. Leave the humor to people who are actually funny.
And yet in States that allow people to defend themselves crime is very low. Thos States and cities that deny the average person the right to defen themselves see much higher rates of crime. I wonder why that is?