Actually the real fun already started in the Leeward Islands, the VI, Puerto Rico, the Bahamas and (currently) Cuba.
-- and yet all a bizzarro sect of USMB posters are worried about is "My Got, protect the guns!!"![]()
I know. I have been watching it.
It's a category 3 right now but that is only because of Cuba.
Damn Commies. See, if United Fruit and the Mob still ran the place we could have a Cat 5 AND guns.
I know, right? You might get that Cat 5 before it's all said and done with.
I won't, but somebody will.
Key West. That's because they're all gay there.
Our Appalachian mountains will starve her to death. She'll be a whimper by the time they get through with her. Like a big set of teeth. Chomp chomp.![]()
You're a nut. I think Key West will see a 3 or a 4 because.......Cuba. Once it crosses the Keys all bets are off. Trajectory-shmajectory. It wouldn't be the first time a hurricane hits open water and picks up speed. It could even turn around and sucker punch Florida again.
Yeah I know all that.
The "Key West" reference is a joke mocking the John Hagees and Pat Robertsons who actually profess to believe shit like that.
--- which occasionally bestows a sweet irony:
>> Pat Robertson tried to pre-emptively blame gay revelers at Disney World's Gay Days Weekend for being the cause of the pending storm [Hurricane Bonnie]. However, when the storm approached the U.S. mainland, it completely missed Florida but hit the rest of the east coast. One of the hardest-hit areas was Hampton Roads, Va., where Robertson's 700 Club is based. << --- Ten Disasters "the Gay" Supposedly Caused