Is heaven a communist utopia?

What is heaven, and if we do get their, what do we do there. We are told, there is no death in heaven; we are told, we live forever; we are told, there is no want or need. The more you think of heaven – it sounds more like socialism. The only activity you have to do in heaven is worship God and his system of grace: then you are provided – ever lasting life, no needs or wants, and equality with everyone that was a mortal on Earth.

Equality with everyone that was a mortal on Earth – that is socialism. Ever after life for everyone – that is socialism. No needs or wants – that is socialism. Only have to worship God and his grace – that is socialism. The more you think of heaven, it sounds like a communist utopia.

The idea of living inside a compound with pearly gates, worshipping a god and playing with angels all day for all eternity don't show me schit!

I'll take hell where I can at least get reacquainted with all my old friends.
 
The more description I hear about heaven, the more convinced I am that it is the same place where the damned go.

No body to norish.
No difference between you and the other "dead" people! Or should I say members sharing the "Afterlife"? Why is there a difference?"

Only God's Will and bla bla blah.

Yep, Heaven is just the realm of the dead, as if the dead needed a realm!
 
The more description I hear about heaven, the more convinced I am that it is the same place where the damned go.

No body to norish.
No difference between you and the other "dead" people! Or should I say members sharing the "Afterlife"? Why is there a difference?"

Only God's Will and bla bla blah.

Yep, Heaven is just the realm of the dead, as if the dead needed a realm!

Well.....there's one thing for sure, at least according to the preacher(s).........I've attended at least 100 Christian funerals during the 60 some odd years of my adult life. Every one of the deceased is in heaven.
 
What is heaven, and if we do get their, what do we do there. We are told, there is no death in heaven; we are told, we live forever; we are told, there is no want or need. The more you think of heaven – it sounds more like socialism. The only activity you have to do in heaven is worship God and his system of grace: then you are provided – ever lasting life, no needs or wants, and equality with everyone that was a mortal on Earth.

Equality with everyone that was a mortal on Earth – that is socialism. Ever after life for everyone – that is socialism. No needs or wants – that is socialism. Only have to worship God and his grace – that is socialism. The more you think of heaven, it sounds like a communist utopia.

The idea of living inside a compound with pearly gates, worshipping a god and playing with angels all day for all eternity don't show me schit!

I'll take hell where I can at least get reacquainted with all my old friends.

I'm sure your wish will come true :)
 
What is heaven, and if we do get their, what do we do there. We are told, there is no death in heaven; we are told, we live forever; we are told, there is no want or need. The more you think of heaven – it sounds more like socialism. The only activity you have to do in heaven is worship God and his system of grace: then you are provided – ever lasting life, no needs or wants, and equality with everyone that was a mortal on Earth.

Equality with everyone that was a mortal on Earth – that is socialism. Ever after life for everyone – that is socialism. No needs or wants – that is socialism. Only have to worship God and his grace – that is socialism. The more you think of heaven, it sounds like a communist utopia.

The idea of living inside a compound with pearly gates, worshipping a god and playing with angels all day for all eternity don't show me schit!

I'll take hell where I can at least get reacquainted with all my old friends.

I'm sure your wish will come true :)

None of the primitive bullschit will come true. Anybody who believes the god of the universe dropped by one time back during the stone age and left the only keys to the kingdom with a bunch of goat herders who believed in witchcraft and thought the earth was flat sure must think he has a warped sense of humor.

Death is dying.....that's why they call it dead
 
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What is heaven, and if we do get their, what do we do there. We are told, there is no death in heaven; we are told, we live forever; we are told, there is no want or need. The more you think of heaven – it sounds more like socialism. The only activity you have to do in heaven is worship God and his system of grace: then you are provided – ever lasting life, no needs or wants, and equality with everyone that was a mortal on Earth.

Equality with everyone that was a mortal on Earth – that is socialism. Ever after life for everyone – that is socialism. No needs or wants – that is socialism. Only have to worship God and his grace – that is socialism. The more you think of heaven, it sounds like a communist utopia.

Simply for the sin of creating that rotten Christian muZak, God will send many Christians to Hell. The others will have to explain why they hate the gays. Obviously "God's Children" since he gave them so much talent.
You have NO idea what you are talking about. Christians will not be going to hell. Gods own word, the Bble, condemns homosexuality. If you are going to keep making stupid comments, you ought to first read Gods word to make sure you are representing him correctly. If you are not representing God correctly you are condemning yourself. Good luck.
 
Starbuck is just a commie toadie who is doing his part to hide the agenda. First start calling Christ a socialist, then pretend that "heaven" is code for "communist utopia".

in other words, he's just a little puke.
 
The idea of living inside a compound with pearly gates, worshipping a god and playing with angels all day for all eternity don't show me schit!

I'll take hell where I can at least get reacquainted with all my old friends.

I'm sure your wish will come true :)

None of the primitive bullschit will come true. Anybody who believes the god of the universe dropped by one time back during the stone age and left the only keys to the kingdom with a bunch of goat herders who believed in witchcraft and thought the earth was flat sure must think he has a warped sense of humor.

Death is dying.....that's why they call it dead
You and rdean are kissing cousins with the same mental disease....stupidity.
 
I'm sure your wish will come true :)

None of the primitive bullschit will come true. Anybody who believes the god of the universe dropped by one time back during the stone age and left the only keys to the kingdom with a bunch of goat herders who believed in witchcraft and thought the earth was flat sure must think he has a warped sense of humor.

Death is dying.....that's why they call it dead
You and rdean are kissing cousins with the same mental disease....stupidity.

So you believe the only god dropped off the only keys to the goat herders

And you talk about mental disease to others.......ROTFLMAO!
 
I'm sure the 20-80 million million murdered by Mao and Stalinist communists sincerely hoped heaven would be better than the communist hell on earth.
 
I'm sure the 20-80 million million murdered by Mao and Stalinist communists sincerely hoped heaven would be better than the communist hell on earth.

20-80 million...............surely you can get closer than that. What a framework...'course bullshit comes in various pile dimensions.
 
Actually, we can't get closer than that. That's what happens in a closed, oppressive and brutal society. There are no accurate numbers, because the oppressors lie, and kill everybody with first hand knowledge.
 
Actually, we can't get closer than that. That's what happens in a closed, oppressive and brutal society. There are no accurate numbers, because the oppressors lie, and kill everybody with first hand knowledge.

You need to do something about that avatar. John 3:16 always reminds me of John 14:6

Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me"

Thus condemning 80% of all the humans who have ever walked on the planet. Anybody who sucks down that ancient bullshit scribed by people who didn't know shit from shinola, where they shit last, Up from Down, that the earth was round, were killing witches by the thousands, etc. etc. just don't have their act together.
 
I don't see why, if I go to heaven, I should be treated like everyone else. Some people deserve better than those who barely make it to heaven.

There has to be different classes where some get better access to god than others
 
There are no "classes" in Heaven. If you make it to Heaven theres a reason. You dont get a better chance to hang out with God just because you think your special. Everyone most likely gets a fair and equal chance up there.
 
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Actually, we can't get closer than that. That's what happens in a closed, oppressive and brutal society. There are no accurate numbers, because the oppressors lie, and kill everybody with first hand knowledge.

You need to do something about that avatar. John 3:16 always reminds me of John 14:6

Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me"

Thus condemning 80% of all the humans who have ever walked on the planet. Anybody who sucks down that ancient bullshit scribed by people who didn't know shit from shinola, where they shit last, Up from Down, that the earth was round, were killing witches by the thousands, etc. etc. just don't have their act together.

Too bad.:lol:
 
What is heaven, and if we do get their, what do we do there. We are told, there is no death in heaven; we are told, we live forever; we are told, there is no want or need. The more you think of heaven – it sounds more like socialism. The only activity you have to do in heaven is worship God and his system of grace: then you are provided – ever lasting life, no needs or wants, and equality with everyone that was a mortal on Earth.

Equality with everyone that was a mortal on Earth – that is socialism. Ever after life for everyone – that is socialism. No needs or wants – that is socialism. Only have to worship God and his grace – that is socialism. The more you think of heaven, it sounds like a communist utopia.

Tell you what, stick a .45 in your mouth, pull the trigger, then report back to us about heaven....
 
What is heaven, and if we do get their, what do we do there. We are told, there is no death in heaven; we are told, we live forever; we are told, there is no want or need. The more you think of heaven – it sounds more like socialism. The only activity you have to do in heaven is worship God and his system of grace: then you are provided – ever lasting life, no needs or wants, and equality with everyone that was a mortal on Earth.

Equality with everyone that was a mortal on Earth – that is socialism. Ever after life for everyone – that is socialism. No needs or wants – that is socialism. Only have to worship God and his grace – that is socialism. The more you think of heaven, it sounds like a communist utopia.

Tell you what, stick a .45 in your mouth, pull the trigger, then report back to us about heaven....

That's the problem with ancient god worship. Nobody has ever reported back. Anybody who is fool enough to dip into their money and pattern their lives after somebody else's concept and then have nothing but a promise which will be delivered after they die.....has their head where the sun don't shine.

P.T. Barnum said, "There's A Sucker Born Every Minute!" Religion proves he was right.
 

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