thereisnospoon
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- Apr 11, 2010
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No I was referring to the stories told by beaming parents who think their kids are the greatest thing since the invention of the incandescent light bulb....Those stories.Ya know, there is one type of parent that leaves most people's eyes glazing over after about 45 seconds. is that parent who brags about their kids accomplishments. As though their kids are something special. Look here. Even if your kid is "one in a million" there are 7,000 people on the planet JUST LIKE HIM OR HER.Please understand. I have stated that I am not special........unless I am being compared to complete idiots like you.
I admit my faults without hesitation. For example:
I am certainly guilty of being overtly proud of my three children. To the point of exhaustion. My first son, born on my birthday, is about to become a police officer ( don't worry....you did your time, convict). He will be there to make our community safer.....even if dicks like you dob't want to pay him well My second son, the kindest and most laid-back kid IN THE WORLD......and my daughter. The finest human being ever to be
Your turn. Wanna tell us how dumb you ate?
If you are proud of your children keep it to less than 30 seconds. After that I'm copping some Z's...
Like I said, one of my many faults. And.....if you can't read that in less than 30 seconds, you might have other things to worry about.
For example, I have a good friend who once the subject of kids sports comes up, LOOK OUT..He does go on. I usually just put down the phone, let him talk until he says "hey, are you still there"...Those kind of parents.
Then I tell him, "that's great!"...And hopefully change the subject.
It's when parents of this ilk go up to people say at a party or other gathering, and they start this nonsense. Oy vey!....Please keep it to less than a minute.
I have to go to the bathroom a lot...Know what I mean?