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It's almost May... It's been under 10 degrees recently...
Do I have to start driving Leaded Gasoline Powered Cars again to get Global Warming back up and running?...
Oh... More Snow and Colder Temps longer IS Global Warming?...
Got it.
Is algore still Hibernating?...
peace...
This isn't a serious post is it???
I am fearful that it is, which makes me truly worry that people like you are allowed to operate motor vehicles on public roads and vote in national elections.
the liberal mind is not capable of understanding sarcasm.
I wonder if Global Warming causes heartburn.
It's almost May... It's been under 10 degrees recently...
Do I have to start driving Leaded Gasoline Powered Cars again to get Global Warming back up and running?...
Oh... More Snow and Colder Temps longer IS Global Warming?...
Got it.
Is algore still Hibernating?...
peace...
How to Become a Global Warming Denier
By Bill Maher
Global warming denial can be both fun and easy! While the science of climate change is complicated (sometimes you even need a PhD in physics or chemistry to understand it!) our quick, ten-minute seminar on how to become a global warming denier will put you on the path to irritate your friends, family, and co-workers in no time! You'll come off as so willfully obstinate and impervious to evidence, they won't even be sure they like you anymore!
Yes, it's just that simple. All you need to do is master these three simple steps and you, too, can be a global warming denier!
Step 1:
First, state that -- hello! -- the earth's climate has always been changing! Which is true! Also entirely irrelevant, but true! I mean, it's not like global warming scientists are unaware of the earth's climate history, so pointing it out won't make them go, "Oh, shit! Really? You mean my life's work has all been for nothing? What an asshole I am!" Yes, pointing this fact out doesnt prove or disprove anything. But congratulations! It works on rubes. And you've taken your first step toward being a global warming denier!
Step 2:
Next, state that the science on the subject is still in doubt. This is also highly misleading, but it is true that there are still a tiny minority of scientists who don't buy it, so just call it a wash. Who's to say who is correct? Let's not rush to judgment, amirite?
Tip: Recite the following: "I'm not the one who is being irrational, my opponent is! I'm being cautious and reasonable."
Step 3:
Finally -- and this is very important if you want to play with the big boys -- you master one obscure, true, but highly misleading fact about global warming. Like, "If the earth is warming so dangerously, how come sea ice in the Antarctic is actually increasing!" Which is true, but consistent with global warming theory. Who cares? It sounds like you've just won a point, so you have! What's the global warming supporter going to do, explain how circumpolar currents work on live TV? The segment on Hannity is almost over, and I think we know who has won!
Bonus: If you really want to blow their minds, point out that, in the 70s, Newsweek ran a cover story on predictions of global cooling. That's right -- cooling! These same scientists who are now saying warming used to be saying cooling! Which also is absurd on its face, since we're talking about a Newsweek cover story and a handful of scientists, not the overwhelming judgment of every major scientific body on the planet and decades of peer-reviewed studies published in scientific journals worldwide, but no one can deny that the Newsweek cover story existed. You're practically telling the truth!
the liberal mind is not capable of understanding sarcasm.
Ok good, I thought he might have been serious. Because anyone with a half decent education knows that global warming is real and that day to day weather is not indicative of an overall climate shift.
Glad we cleared that up.
So prolong colds mean nothing but prolong warm days indicate the end of the world?
It's almost May... It's been under 10 degrees recently...
Do I have to start driving Leaded Gasoline Powered Cars again to get Global Warming back up and running?...
Oh... More Snow and Colder Temps longer IS Global Warming?...
Got it.
Is algore still Hibernating?...
peace...
In the first place, snow and freezing temperatures on the plains of Colorado isn't all that uncommon in April. One of the worst blizzards I ever encountered was in eastern Colorado (east of the Rockies) in April.
It's almost May... It's been under 10 degrees recently...
Do I have to start driving Leaded Gasoline Powered Cars again to get Global Warming back up and running?...
Oh... More Snow and Colder Temps longer IS Global Warming?...
Got it.
Is algore still Hibernating?...
peace...
In the first place, snow and freezing temperatures on the plains of Colorado isn't all that uncommon in April. One of the worst blizzards I ever encountered was in eastern Colorado (east of the Rockies) in April.
Secondly, and to your larger point, yes global warming really can lead to colder temperatures in certain locations. It has to do with the dislocation of warm ocean currents by ice melt.
For instance (and I'm speaking theoretically here), massive ice melt in the Arctic can feed colder waters into the north Pacific, causing the Japanese Current to turn south earlier and farther south than it typically does. Since the weather systems affecting Colorado are typically born over the Japanese Current, such a dislocation could result in storms leaving their usual track and heading farther south. Melting ice can also affect the location and power of the Alaska Gyre, which is also a big weather producer. We could see the same thing in relation to the Gulf Stream, where global warming would result in colder and longer winters for northern Europe.
LOL, your "logic" fails on so many levels its not worth addressing.
warming causes cooling----------duh, and light causes darkness. OK
In the first place, snow and freezing temperatures on the plains of Colorado isn't all that uncommon in April. One of the worst blizzards I ever encountered was in eastern Colorado (east of the Rockies) in April.
Secondly, and to your larger point, yes global warming really can lead to colder temperatures in certain locations. It has to do with the dislocation of warm ocean currents by ice melt.
For instance (and I'm speaking theoretically here), massive ice melt in the Arctic can feed colder waters into the north Pacific, causing the Japanese Current to turn south earlier and farther south than it typically does. Since the weather systems affecting Colorado are typically born over the Japanese Current, such a dislocation could result in storms leaving their usual track and heading farther south. Melting ice can also affect the location and power of the Alaska Gyre, which is also a big weather producer. We could see the same thing in relation to the Gulf Stream, where global warming would result in colder and longer winters for northern Europe.
LOL, your "logic" fails on so many levels its not worth addressing.
warming causes cooling----------duh, and light causes darkness. OK
I'm sure my comment wasn't simple enough for the simple minded to grasp, but there's nothing I can do about that.
It's almost May... It's been under 10 degrees recently...
Do I have to start driving Leaded Gasoline Powered Cars again to get Global Warming back up and running?...
Oh... More Snow and Colder Temps longer IS Global Warming?...
Got it.
Is algore still Hibernating?...
peace...
In the first place, snow and freezing temperatures on the plains of Colorado isn't all that uncommon in April. One of the worst blizzards I ever encountered was in eastern Colorado (east of the Rockies) in April.I'd lived all over Boulder County (mostly, in Louisville), from March '75, thru December '95, and, remember VERY few Mays when we didn't get those wet, heavy, Northeast-style snows, that (also) had a tendency to shut-down I-80 & I-70, as they'd continued, Eastward.
It's almost May... It's been under 10 degrees recently...
Do I have to start driving Leaded Gasoline Powered Cars again to get Global Warming back up and running?...
Oh... More Snow and Colder Temps longer IS Global Warming?...
Got it.
Is algore still Hibernating?...
peace...
In the first place, snow and freezing temperatures on the plains of Colorado isn't all that uncommon in April. One of the worst blizzards I ever encountered was in eastern Colorado (east of the Rockies) in April.
Secondly, and to your larger point, yes global warming really can lead to colder temperatures in certain locations. It has to do with the dislocation of warm ocean currents by ice melt.
For instance (and I'm speaking theoretically here), massive ice melt in the Arctic can feed colder waters into the north Pacific, causing the Japanese Current to turn south earlier and farther south than it typically does. Since the weather systems affecting Colorado are typically born over the Japanese Current, such a dislocation could result in storms leaving their usual track and heading farther south. Melting ice can also affect the location and power of the Alaska Gyre, which is also a big weather producer. We could see the same thing in relation to the Gulf Stream, where global warming would result in colder and longer winters for northern Europe.
the activities of human beings have never caused the climate of the planet to change, never have, never will.
AGW is nothing but a political ruse to take away more and more individual freedoms and turn us all into obama-worshiping sheep.
This isn't a serious post is it???
I am fearful that it is, which makes me truly worry that people like you are allowed to operate motor vehicles on public roads and vote in national elections.
the liberal mind is not capable of understanding sarcasm.
Ok good, I thought he might have been serious. Because anyone with a half decent education knows that global warming is real and that day to day weather is not indicative of an overall climate shift.
Glad we cleared that up.
the liberal mind is not capable of understanding sarcasm.
Ok good, I thought he might have been serious. Because anyone with a half decent education knows that global warming is real and that day to day weather is not indicative of an overall climate shift.
Glad we cleared that up.
NASA proved there is no meaningful climate shift....
the activities of human beings have never caused the climate of the planet to change, never have, never will.
There's never been 7 billion people on earth before. Only a fool would believe that many people, and the expected increase, will have no effect on the climate at all.
AGW is nothing but a political ruse to take away more and more individual freedoms and turn us all into obama-worshiping sheep.
Educate yourself. The debate about global warming/climate change has been going on since before Barack Obama was born.
the activities of human beings have never caused the climate of the planet to change, never have, never will.
There's never been 7 billion people on earth before. Only a fool would believe that many people, and the expected increase, will have no effect on the climate at all.
AGW is nothing but a political ruse to take away more and more individual freedoms and turn us all into obama-worshiping sheep.
Educate yourself. The debate about global warming/climate change has been going on since before Barack Obama was born.
I don't really care what you or others believe. You will never get your way and the weather will do as it has always done. It's strange to me how anti science you people are about the whole thing. You pretend that the weather last year should be 100% the same as it id the following year. You also seem to believe that we always had the north and south pol covered in ice and snow.
Following scientific data, we are right on course with the "flow" of long term weather patterns. We live in extremely moderate times of weather.
