January 1, 2019: Happy New Year Prediction Thread

[Weatherman2020]

Put your predictions for 2019 here. It's not a debate thread, just what you foresee occurring in 2019.

We’ll check back next December to see how well you did (barring a successful forecast involving the Yellowstone supervolcano).

 

[sparky]

You made me cry when tweet #bye
Ain't that a shame
My polls went insane
Ain't that a shame
The media got game

You broke my heart when you said we'll part
Ain't that a shame
My tears fell like rain
Ain't that a shame
You're the one to blame

Oh well resigned
Although I'll cry
Ain't that a shame
My tears fell like rain
Ain't that a shame
You're the one to blame

You made me cry when you said goodbye
Ain't that a shame
My tears fell like rain
Ain't that a shame
You're the one to blame

Oh well goodbye
Although I'll cry
Ain't that a shame
My tears fell like rain
Ain't that a shame
You're the one to blame

w/apologies to Fats D

~S~

 

[Weatherman2020]

The IQ of younger people continue to fall faster, and more socialist. Worldwide. No matter how many people die in Venezuela, Bernie Sanders becomes the guy to beat in 2020 with “It just hasn’t been done correctly, yet”.

Trump will gain momentum in 2019, regardless of the poodle press and their anti-Trump coverage.

Immigration and the wall will be big in 2019. Trump will get his wall.

Pelosi will misplay her hand over and over and the Republicans will fumble any attempt to make her look bad over and over.

Trump will take on the Federal Reserve along with Rand Paul. Trump will call for audit of Federal Reserve. We will learn members of the Federal Reserve have been collecting hundreds of thousands of dollars a year directly from the DNC. Investigations and hearings will drag on and on for years, maybe decades with nothing happening in the end.

Mueller will fade off into oblivion with no one being able to tell exactly when the investigation ended.

Universities will be a nonstop parade of Social Justice Warrior meltdowns. What was perfectly acceptable in 2018 will be cause for riots, firings, and removals.

Iran will receive the pointy end of a few missiles.

Talks with North Korea will yo-yo culminating in a late year DefCon 2 status when Rocket Man decides he is not getting enough attention by the world.

We will learn all cell phones record everything you say and do and send the information, all your photos, all of your passwords, all of bank statements, medical records to Facebook. Congress will shout for investigations without doing anything and go back to passing bills proclaiming October 3 is official Oatmeal Day.

Russia will move several Divisions into Syria and poise on the Israeli border.

A male will win the Miss America pageant.

Trump gets another SCOTUS pick. Democrats will scream Trump's nominee is a liar, thief, has probably had people murdered, does not care about the Constitution nor its citizens, and should be in prison. Trump then withdraws Hillary's nomination.

 

[longknife]

House DemocRATs will conduct investigation after investigation, all ending up with absolute zero results.

The president will close down all border crossings while finding money to build more and more barriers along the border.

Little Kim will loudly complain about the US not keeping its promises while working with the south to ease the absolute suffering of his people - keeping a wary eye on his own military, afraid of a coup.

Turkey and Iran will butt heads in the Middle East while Russia increases its presence in Syria. China will continue to step into Africa and South America.

President Trump will continue to drive the Dims and the media nuts with his ability to carry out more campaign promises in spite of their attempts to stop him.

The president will get one more appointment to SCOTUS with the possibility of two. He will continue to get nominations to the lower courts confirmed at a record pace, changing the judiciary to a more constitutional direction for decades to come. Probably his more important legacy.

The media will continue to produce fake stories and suppositions based on anonymous sources. The American people will turn away in record numbers.

I will have lots to chuckle about over the insane comments and actions of the Left as they see their agenda going down in flames.

 

[BlackFlag]

Trump resigns
Pence pardons Trump as per terms of agreeing to resign
Pence is lame duck cuck until replaced in January, 2021
Coal makes a roaring comeback (lolol just kidding)