Flight get canceled?
Nah. I'm here in Candy Bar. Kicking my heels for a few days. It's 2009hrs. The bar's open, but it only serves fucking soft drinks!
I'm sure the Taliban are greatly relieved by your delayed return!!
They have the base surrounded now. Sounds like they're chanting:
"What do we want?"
More jokes!
When do we want them!
Now!"
Well they can fuck off. I'm here to chat up my bird!