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Nebraska Senator Drops Beastmode Trolling Bomb On Donald Trump And His Fingers
Conservatives and libertarians have been mocking the size of Trump’s hands.
Andrew Stiles
✔@AndrewStilesUSA
I mean seriously, they're going to have to use one of those pocket Bibles to swear him in. #ShrimpFingers
Apparently, this is something that really, really bothersDonald Trump, per Vanity Fair’s Graydon Carter, who once called him a “short-fingered vulgarian”:
Just to drive him a little bit crazy, I took to referring to him as a ‘short-fingered vulgarian’ in the pages of Spy magazine. That was more than a quarter of a century ago. To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers. I almost feel sorry for the poor fellow because, to me, the fingers still look abnormally stubby. The most recent offering arrived earlier this year, before his decision to go after the Republican presidential nomination. Like the other packages, this one included a circled hand and the words, also written in gold Sharpie: ‘See, not so short!’ I sent the picture back by return mail with a note attached, saying, ‘Actually, quite short.’ Which I can only assume gave him fits.
So now the conservatives and libertarians have made it a thing.
John Ekdahl @JohnEkdahl
This is why Trumps father gave him so much money to play with. Can you imagine him trying to grip a garden hose?
Nebraska Senator Drops Beastmode Trolling Bomb On Donald Trump And His Fingers
Conservatives and libertarians have been mocking the size of Trump’s hands.
Andrew Stiles
✔@AndrewStilesUSA
I mean seriously, they're going to have to use one of those pocket Bibles to swear him in. #ShrimpFingers
Apparently, this is something that really, really bothersDonald Trump, per Vanity Fair’s Graydon Carter, who once called him a “short-fingered vulgarian”:
Just to drive him a little bit crazy, I took to referring to him as a ‘short-fingered vulgarian’ in the pages of Spy magazine. That was more than a quarter of a century ago. To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers. I almost feel sorry for the poor fellow because, to me, the fingers still look abnormally stubby. The most recent offering arrived earlier this year, before his decision to go after the Republican presidential nomination. Like the other packages, this one included a circled hand and the words, also written in gold Sharpie: ‘See, not so short!’ I sent the picture back by return mail with a note attached, saying, ‘Actually, quite short.’ Which I can only assume gave him fits.
So now the conservatives and libertarians have made it a thing.
John Ekdahl @JohnEkdahl
This is why Trumps father gave him so much money to play with. Can you imagine him trying to grip a garden hose?
Nebraska Senator Drops Beastmode Trolling Bomb On Donald Trump And His Fingers
