Man Murdered At Sausage Fest

[TheGreatGatsby]

The original article called it a sex party for some reason. But this picture tells the real story:

Cops make two arrests after a man is shot dead and two injured at pool party at £1m bungalow in Surrey

 

[depotoo]

Where's the pool?? All I see is bodies packed in like sardines.

 

[blastoff]

Another sausage tuck party, pass the K-Y.

 

[The Great Goose]

They rented a house in a small whitebread village to have the party. They paid in Euros.