Map of Ancient Israel Where Jesus Walked

[irosie91]

Jesus walked? I though he rode on a little
white donkey? What happened to the donkey?

 

[Jos]

Dwell in this land [the Land of Israel]. When the promise of the hereafter [End of Days] comes to be fulfilled, We [Allah] shall assemble you [the Israelites] all together [in the Land of Israel]."
so better to smite them?

 

[Jos]

it must have been his ---environment and childhood trauma---
somehow his mom did not bring him up-----and there is no
information regarding ---a wedding between her
and abdullah-----even from Herodotus. .... and it is very hot in the desert------and people get dehydrated and confused
and hallucinatory .............that reaction to women is ......
"understandable"

oops, take your meds irony91, you were doing the "sane act" quite well for a few days

 

[konradv]

"Palestine in the time of Saul" Except, in the time of Saul, it wasn't called Palestine. Read the fine print, DUFUS.

True, it was called Canaan until one of the Canaanite tribes united the region and called it Israel.

 

[Roudy]

Dwell in this land [the Land of Israel]. When the promise of the hereafter [End of Days] comes to be fulfilled, We [Allah] shall assemble you [the Israelites] all together [in the Land of Israel]."
so better to smite them?

How about you surprise us and say something intelligent, monkey brain heyvoun?

 

[High_Gravity]

YOU REALLY ARE CONFUSED----even adam (uhm ---Mr Eve of Eden)
was muslim I think he is the guy who made the big black rock---
but I am not sure-----or he did the KAABAA whatever that is .....
ask NOAH----noah was in on the whole thing-----then later Abraham
and Ishmael went to Mecca for some reason not clear to me.

very important is the fact that PITA was invented in arabia ---it is
ARAB----or maybe everyone was arab so everything is arab

Harissa was invented in mecca------even though Capsaicin peppers---
are native to south america ------COUS COUS----is sometimes
boiled -----but COUS was invented in EDEN by a snake-----who led
adam to discover it----using an apple

you should really LEARN this stuff

So we are all Arab and Muslim? holy shit.

Yes, you too could be a Muslim, and you don't even know it. How often do you think of doing it with 72 Virginian Virgins who are 72 years old?

I want 72 strippers instead, can we work something out?

 

[High_Gravity]

Jesus was a Muslim and he was King of the Philistines. The Bible got it all wrong.

How was Jesus supposed to be a Muslim but Islam didn't come around until after his death? I'm confused now.

Poor Jesus, Moses, Abraham, Abraham, Issac, Ishmael, Jacob. They were practicing Muslims, and they didn't know it, thousands of years before Islam. Koran Mohammadan Logic 101.

How can you claim someone as part of your religion when he died before the religion existed?

 

[Roudy]

Jesus walked? I though he rode on a little
white donkey? What happened to the donkey?

The donkey became Jewish and grew a horn, and was able to fly. In other words, he became the first Jewish unicorn.

It is rumored it flew with a skull cap on, and if heaven and earth moved, he would not fly on Saturdays.

 

[Lipush]

Bullshit, Jesus was Black.

Jesus was a Muslim and he was King of the Philistines. The Bible got it all wrong.

How was Jesus supposed to be a Muslim but Islam didn't come around until after his death? I'm confused now.

By Islamic faith, Islam was the first religion and all prophet (Including Abraham, Moses, and Jesus) were all Muslims.

 

[Lipush]

Jesus was a Muslim and he was King of the Philistines. The Bible got it all wrong.

How was Jesus supposed to be a Muslim but Islam didn't come around until after his death? I'm confused now.

YOU REALLY ARE CONFUSED----even adam (uhm ---Mr Eve of Eden)
was muslim I think he is the guy who made the big black rock---
but I am not sure-----or he did the KAABAA whatever that is .....
ask NOAH----noah was in on the whole thing-----then later Abraham
and Ishmael went to Mecca for some reason not clear to me.

very important is the fact that PITA was invented in arabia ---it is
ARAB----or maybe everyone was arab so everything is arab

Harissa was invented in mecca------even though Capsaicin peppers---
are native to south america ------COUS COUS----is sometimes
boiled -----but COUS was invented in EDEN by a snake-----who led
adam to discover it----using an apple

you should really LEARN this stuff

Nonononono. The "Big black rock" (Ka'aba) was built by Abraham with/for his son Ishma'el. Not Adam.

 

[High_Gravity]

Jesus was a Muslim and he was King of the Philistines. The Bible got it all wrong.

How was Jesus supposed to be a Muslim but Islam didn't come around until after his death? I'm confused now.

By Islamic faith, Islam was the first religion and all prophet (Including Abraham, Moses, and Jesus) were all Muslims.

So there are no Jews and Christians, everyone is a Muslim?

 

[Roudy]

So we are all Arab and Muslim? holy shit.

Yes, you too could be a Muslim, and you don't even know it. How often do you think of doing it with 72 Virginian Virgins who are 72 years old?

I want 72 strippers instead, can we work something out?

I already see potential for you to be a great Muslim. Just judging by your bargaining skills.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhmwcmOPemk]Robin Williams - 71 Virginians - YouTube[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX0eJ1G1kzs]Jeff.Dunham.72.Virgins - YouTube[/ame]

 

[High_Gravity]

Yes, you too could be a Muslim, and you don't even know it. How often do you think of doing it with 72 Virginian Virgins who are 72 years old?

I want 72 strippers instead, can we work something out?

I already see potential for you to be a great Muslim. Just judging by your bargaining skills.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhmwcmOPemk]Robin Williams - 71 Virginians - YouTube[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX0eJ1G1kzs]Jeff.Dunham.72.Virgins - YouTube[/ame]

LMAO! Dude fornication and alcohol are against the law in Islam, I would be the worst Muslim ever.

 

[irosie91]

Yes, you too could be a Muslim, and you don't even know it. How often do you think of doing it with 72 Virginian Virgins who are 72 years old?

I want 72 strippers instead, can we work something out?

I already see potential for you to be a great Muslim. Just judging by your bargaining skills.



He already likes cous-cous I have a philosophical koranic
question-----which came first ie which did allah/isa invent first---
the cous-cous? or the cous?

 

[Roudy]

I want 72 strippers instead, can we work something out?

I already see potential for you to be a great Muslim. Just judging by your bargaining skills.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhmwcmOPemk]Robin Williams - 71 Virginians - YouTube[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX0eJ1G1kzs]Jeff.Dunham.72.Virgins - YouTube[/ame]

LMAO! Dude fornication and alcohol are against the law in Islam, I would be the worst Muslim ever.

But not in the hereafter. You can drink and fuck all you want.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhefWmeAydE]72 Virgins - YouTube[/ame]

 

[High_Gravity]

I already see potential for you to be a great Muslim. Just judging by your bargaining skills.

Robin Williams - 71 Virginians - YouTube

Jeff.Dunham.72.Virgins - YouTube

LMAO! Dude fornication and alcohol are against the law in Islam, I would be the worst Muslim ever.

But not in the hereafter. You can drink and fuck all you want.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhefWmeAydE]72 Virgins - YouTube[/ame]

I can't wait that long lol, and I don't want the virgins I want the freaks!

 

[irosie91]

gentlemen (uhm....gravity and roudy) in my lifetime---I have known several baptists-----(sherri is a baptist) --
baptists are very "victorian" when it comes to issues of --
uhm "carnal knowlege" As a teen I knew some baptist
girls who would not dance---play cards--(I mean even rummy
for fun) or wear slacks or shorts---TOO RISQUE' !!! Sherri
is a baptist-----so I wonder how she presents the FINAL
REVELATION of AL NABI ---to her students----especially the
part about the 72 whories?

 

[Coyote]

How come I don't see Palestine anywhere? Look at my Sig, SHerri says Jesus lived in Palestine and was a Palestinian

Does every thread have to be about Sherri? Take a hint: she hasn't posted on this one. Topic appears to be maps of ancient Israel.

 

[Coyote]

Most ancient history is.

Actually history is actually quite interesting. Not revisionist history, which is what some engage in. If you keep an open mind and throw away your biases, it's amazing how much one can learn, and how so many commonly held beliefs are actually false.

There's a problem with what you label "history" and "revisionist history". All history is "revisionist" and all history is subject to interpretation by whomever writes, remembers it, translates it or embroiders it. And all of it is biased.

 

[Coyote]

The Invention of the Jewish People - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Interesting article - specially the links to genetics.