Michele Bachmann: The Rapture Is Coming And It's Obama's Fault

[g5000]

Perhaps the rapture already happened and Bachmann and the Fundamentalists did not make the cut.

Nope not yet.
The price of food still has to go higher and then we will have a huge earthquake that goes way off the chart, then there is the rapture.

Why the hell didn't the guy writing the Rapture put in at least a time and date...???

For the same reason the thief in the night who robs your house doesn't notify you of the time and date he is coming.

 

[Moonglow]

Perhaps the rapture already happened and Bachmann and the Fundamentalists did not make the cut.

Nope not yet.
The price of food still has to go higher and then we will have a huge earthquake that goes way off the chart, then there is the rapture.

Why the hell didn't the guy writing the Rapture put in at least a time and date...???

What would be the purpose?
The Bible says those that believe and understand know but no one else will.

2 Timothy 3:1-5 ...'This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God; Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.'

too vague as that seems to be human traits which have always existed...

 

[Moonglow]

Perhaps the rapture already happened and Bachmann and the Fundamentalists did not make the cut.

Nope not yet.
The price of food still has to go higher and then we will have a huge earthquake that goes way off the chart, then there is the rapture.

Why the hell didn't the guy writing the Rapture put in at least a time and date...???

For the same reason the thief in the night who robs your house doesn't notify you of the time and date he is coming.

So he can rob my house???

God is going to rob my house? ??

Why doesn't he get a job???

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

Michele Bachmann says the rapture is coming, thanks to President Barack Obama’s policies on Iran’s nuclear program and marriage equality.

In a radio interview last week, Bachmann, the former Minnesota Republican congresswoman, told "End Times" host Jan Markell, “We need to realize how close this clock is getting to the midnight hour.”

“We in our lifetimes potentially could see Jesus Christ returning to earth and the rapture of the church,” Bachmann said. “We see the destruction, but this was a destruction that was foretold.”

Bachmann cited the Obama administration’s nuclear negotiations with Iran as a cause. The U.S. and five partner nations are discussing a deal with Iran that would prevent the country from developing or obtaining nuclear weapons.

“We are literally watching, month by month, the speed move up to a level we’ve never seen before with these events," Bachmann said. "Barack Obama is intent. It is his number one goal to ensure that Iran has a nuclear weapon.”

Later in the interview, Bachmann again tied her rapture prediction to Obama’s foreign policy.

“If you look at the president’s rhetoric, and if you look at his actions, everything he has done has been to cut the legs out of Israel and lift up the agenda of radical Islam,” she said.

Obama has said repeatedly that the goal of the nuclear talks with Iran is to prevent the country from developing a nuclear weapon.

Bachmann also blamed abortion and gay marriage, arguing that God is punishing the United States for “embracing a pagan view.”

“Any nation that accepts God and his principles is blessed, and those who push away are cursed. That’s what we’re seeing happen to the United States,” she said. “We will suffer the consequences as a result.”

Some Christians believe those who are saved will be transported to heaven just before armageddon, which they call the rapture.

Michele Bachmann: The Rapture Is Coming And It's Obama's Fault

Is Bachmann clinically insane? She must be close.

She suffers from both ODS and religious delusions.

 

[g5000]

God is going to rob my house? ??

Yep. "I tell you, on that night two people will be in one bed; one will be taken and the other left."

Those two people better be one man and one woman!

Why doesn't he get a job???

Being Supreme Being is a pretty busy job.

 

[bodecea]

The Right is getting desperate. It is beginning to look like Palin has finally figured out that she is better off, just keeping her mouth shut. The Right has had to find a new warm up act before the main event.

yeah sure. we have one thread on McCain mocking someone
we have one thread on Michelle Bauchman saying something
and another one on a station dropping Rush Limbaugh

ALL POSTED by you on the left. NOW just who is it that is desperate??????

or is just shallowness runs in the Democrat party?

I care that you don't care, Stephanie.

 

[peach174]

Perhaps the rapture already happened and Bachmann and the Fundamentalists did not make the cut.

Nope not yet.
The price of food still has to go higher and then we will have a huge earthquake that goes way off the chart, then there is the rapture.

Why the hell didn't the guy writing the Rapture put in at least a time and date...???

What would be the purpose?
The Bible says those that believe and understand know but no one else will.

2 Timothy 3:1-5 ...'This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God; Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.'

too vague as that seems to be human traits which have always existed...

Not all of the above all together.
The vast majority of the baby boomers as well as the ones who came before them were obedient to their parents and had respect for authority.
Not so now days.

 

[bodecea]

If the Right can use an obscure passage in a letter from Paul to the Romans to build what they see as an unassailable redoubt against baking a cake for a same sex wedding, why aren't they lapping up this rapture crap like manna from heaven?

Paul formed the church the whey he saw fit....but it wasn't the Paul that hung out with Jesus......

The Paul like a modern day L. Ron Hubbard.

 

[Moonglow]

If the Right can use an obscure passage in a letter from Paul to the Romans to build what they see as an unassailable redoubt against baking a cake for a same sex wedding, why aren't they lapping up this rapture crap like manna from heaven?

Paul formed the church the whey he saw fit....but it wasn't the Paul that hung out with Jesus......

The Paul like a modern day L. Ron Hubbard.

Erich von Däniken....

 

[bodecea]

Amazing Michelle has such a better understanding and connection to the bible and the end times.
Why didn't we hear this when Bush invaded, bombed, and murdered thousands in the middle east.

maybe you can give the count of how many Obama has MURDERED since he took office? He's only dropped bombs on seven different countries. or I guess he's so good, he didn't murder anyone

oops he murdered Osama bin Laden and spiked his head a million times

The difference is.......You didn't hear Quotes of the Bible being thrown around like they are now under Obama.
Oh excuse me....except when nutjob Jerry Farwell said it was the Gays who caused 9/11

I remember people saying that if we don't support our president ( then Bush) we are not being a christian.... where are those people now. I knew very well why the war started over there, and the lies Bush and Cheney were throwing out.

The right was justifying it with scripture back then too.

Who gives these people the right to use the bible for their agenda.

omg omg omg omg omg quotes for the bible. omg omg omg

OMG OMG OMG. WHO gives her THE RIGHT to use the bible<a href="Hillary'>http://www.usmessageboard.com/posts/11217021/}">Hillary claims the Bible is her "biggest influence"</a>

the frikken Democrat say something stupid every about every hour...how funny you all NEVER post those

why: you all are shallow and petty

OMG, Stephanie said OMG!

 

[peach174]

If the Right can use an obscure passage in a letter from Paul to the Romans to build what they see as an unassailable redoubt against baking a cake for a same sex wedding, why aren't they lapping up this rapture crap like manna from heaven?

Paul formed the church the whey he saw fit....but it wasn't the Paul that hung out with Jesus......

All of the Apostles started the Churches not just Paul.

 

[Lakhota]

 

[bodecea]

Perhaps the rapture already happened and Bachmann and the Fundamentalists did not make the cut.

Nope not yet.
The price of food still has to go higher and then we will have a huge earthquake that goes way off the chart, then there is the rapture.

Is there any special type of dress code for the rapture? My wife tells me that I often dress too casual for such special events.

Make sure you have clean underwear.

 

[Moonglow]

If the Right can use an obscure passage in a letter from Paul to the Romans to build what they see as an unassailable redoubt against baking a cake for a same sex wedding, why aren't they lapping up this rapture crap like manna from heaven?

Paul formed the church the whey he saw fit....but it wasn't the Paul that hung out with Jesus......

All of the Apostles started the Churches not just Paul.

Paul never met Jesus in the flesh, he only claimed some strange vision and proceeded to paganize the teachings of Jesus (who preached an enlightened form of Judaism), until he created Pauline Christianity. Because there are no known writings from Jesus, the actual Apostles, or anyone that actually knew Him in the flesh (other then perhaps James), most of what He taught is lost forever
The Apostle Paul Founder of Christianity

 

[g5000]

Hey! What do you mean I can't take my dog!!!

 

[Lakhota]

 

[peach174]

If the Right can use an obscure passage in a letter from Paul to the Romans to build what they see as an unassailable redoubt against baking a cake for a same sex wedding, why aren't they lapping up this rapture crap like manna from heaven?

Paul formed the church the whey he saw fit....but it wasn't the Paul that hung out with Jesus......

All of the Apostles started the Churches not just Paul.

Paul never met Jesus in the flesh, he only claimed some strange vision and proceeded to paganize the teachings of Jesus (who preached an enlightened form of Judaism), until he created Pauline Christianity. Because there are no known writings from Jesus, the actual Apostles, or anyone that actually knew Him in the flesh (other then perhaps James), most of what He taught is lost forever
The Apostle Paul Founder of Christianity

Some of the writers of the new testament were the ones who were taught by the Apostles.
The entire Old Testament was written by prophets and God used prophets in the delivery of the New Testament as well. Mark and Luke were prophets in the early church.
"And He Himself gave some to be apostles, some prophets, some evangelists, and some pastors and teachers, for the equipping of the saints for the work of ministry, for the edifying of the body of Christ, till we all come to the unity of the faith and of the knowledge of the Son of God, to a perfect man, to the measure of the stature of the fullness of Christ; that we should no longer be children, tossed to and fro and carried about with every wind of doctrine, by the trickery of men, in the cunning craftiness of deceitful plotting, but, speaking the truth in love, may grow up in all things into Him who is the head--Christ-- from whom the whole body, joined and knit together by what every joint supplies, according to the effective working by which every part does its share, causes growth of the body for the edifying of itself in love" (Ephesians 4:11-16).

 

[peach174]

Hey! What do you mean I can't take my dog!!!

Our pets and all of the animals will be taken care of because they are part of his creation
Romans 8:21New International Version (NIV)
21 that the creation itself will be liberated from its bondage to decay and brought into the freedom and glory of the children of God.

Revelation 5:12-13
12 Saying with a loud voice, Worthy is the Lamb that was slain to receive power, and riches, and wisdom, and strength, and honour, and glory, and blessing.

13 And every creature which is in heaven, and on the earth, and under the earth, and such as are in the sea, and all that are in them, heard I saying, Blessing, and honour, and glory, and power, be unto him that sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb for ever and ever.

 

[Skylar]

Bachman for President. Might as well load up the clown car with real loony tunes.

Seriously. I shudder to think what would happen if a 'President Backmann' decided it was time for the Rapture to start.

 

[peach174]

Bachman for President. Might as well load up the clown car with real loony tunes.

Seriously. I shudder to think what would happen if a 'President Backmann' decided it was time for the Rapture to start.

So does that apply the same to Hillary because she says she uses the Bible as her guidance every day?