Mount Rushmore has been vandalized

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In protest of the Trump conviction Mount Rushmore has been vandalized. This act of vandalism has caused many Leftists to feel confused as to whether to embrace the defacement of all of the White racist presidents they hated anyway in a country they hated anyway, or to be upset about it because MAGA was behind it.

Despite this, President Joe Biden has declared the defacement as a crime to humanity, vowing to punish the evil MAGA doer more bigly than he did those during the January 6th riots.

"Folks, listen up, we threw the January 6th protestors in solitary for 30 years without a speedy trial for what they did, walking into the Capital like they did, but it appears this did not send a harsh enough message, declared Joe Biden. "Mark my words, whoever did this will be punished far worse!!"

Speculations mounted as to what form of punishment Biden was referring to.

Lawmakers have begun a list of torture options.

1. Lap dance by Rachel Levine

No, make that two, mwhahahahahaha!!!

2. Mandatory viewing of Senate chamber gay orgies with their eyes propped open with toothpicks

3. Rubbing Joe Biden's bare legs down on a sunny summer day as he sniffs your hair.

Yea, this is so torturous we could not even provide a picture.

4. Creating mass inflation without rising wages, oh wait, that is everyone but the Biden family and the rest of the DNC cohorts.

Never mind.

Any others you can think of?