toobfreak
Tungsten/Glass Member
Many years ago, my buddy had a big black male doberman named Rommel, who was also nicknamed Big Boy. One day we were sitting watching TV drinking beer and there was a commercial on TV for Old Milwaukee beer on the set and Rommel came in looking for pets and laughingly, I suggested a new beer with a picture of his face on the label named "Old Shithead" and we bust out laughing.
The dog somehow knew we were laughing at him, got the most insulted look on his face you ever saw and walked right back out.
I should add that when he did, we just laughed harder still, finally calling on him to come back in and get petted and forgive us but he refused and left. I don't think we saw him again that night.
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