Ambivalent1
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Hahaha... You Leftists grasping at straws to feed your hatred is just 2 funny.Now that Cohen has been revealed as a total nothing-burger, what shall we do next?
Should we pretend Cohen never happened and continue the collusion narrative, promising an impending Mueller "bombshell"? Or shall we take a different, wiser tangent? One thing is certain, Trump is GUILTY and UNFIT, and something must be done. Even a Republican like me knows that!
So in true bipartisan spirit, I've compiled some possibilities that should be considered. I've run these through the same computer used to predict global warming, so the actual probabilities are included. They're 100% accurate, you can trust me:
As you can see, there is at least a 410% chance that Trump should not be President. I'm sure there are more possibilities, but the computer overheated. This should take us well past 2020.
- Trump is an alien from the planet Flaflooga, sent to take over the Earth with his mind-ray: 87%
- Trump is literally Hitler, thawed from cryogenic suspension and here to establish the New Reich: 92%
- A Genuine Birth Certificate will be found proving that Trump is a Russian national (how ironic!): 41%
- Cancelled checks from Trump to Putin with the memo "Thanks for the boost" will surface: 78%
- Trump and Pence will both get "an offer they can't refuse" from Kim: 18%
- Pelosi and Schumer will prove that Trump is actually their 17 year old love child: 29%
- AOC will tweet a clapback so stunning that Trump will resign in shame: 65%
You're welcome, Democrats!
I guess I watched a different public hearing than you did, but I distinctly heard Cohen say that he heard Donald Trump take a phone call from Roger Stone coordinating with him over the WikiLeaks releases of damaging info on Clinton, AND Trump taking a call from Junior about the Trump Tower meeting with Russians BEFORE the meeting.
Just in case you missed it - everything about the Trump Tower meeting is the very definition of "collusion".
The ONLY thing Cohen couldn't testify to was whether Trump was actually issuing the instructions to Stone and Junior to do these things, and while it would appear highly unlikely that Trump wasn't directing these illegal acts, he definitely knew about them, did nothing to stop them, and was openly and publically benefitting from them.
There was never a single shred of evidence of Trump Russian collusion to effect the election. Never. None.
Speaking to a Russian and putting Russian dressing on your salad while watching a Russian ballet is ok.
Even wild eyed Shifft is looking for new lies to tell.
There is no hatred. There is just the cold hard facts. Your lying asshole of a President is an agent of Russia, unwittingly of course. He's not smart enough to have done it deliberately.
He's a blowhard, a bully and spending us into oblivion but he's no "Russian Agent". You are quite literally an idiot. How is Beta Boi Justin doing?