Not the Onion: Kerry Defends Ted Kennedy Scandals

[Weatherman2020]

God help us if these corrupt bastards ever regain power.

John Kerry Credits Ted Kennedy With 'Owning Moments Where He Knew He Stepped Over the Line'

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Ted sure the hell owned Chappaqidick in a fashion reminiscent of Jinjus Khan.

 

[easyt65]

What part of running away and leaving a girl to die in an over-turned car in a water-filled ditch to save his own ass / political future was 'owning it'?