NRA's decision to ban guns during Pence speech leaves him vulnerable to BEARS DeVos warns!

[DrLove]

Seriously - A BEAR can waltz right on through!

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The National Rifle Association’s decision to ban guns during Mike Pence’s speech at its annual meeting in Dallas this week “leaves him totally vulnerable to a bear attack,” the Secretary of Education, Betsy DeVos, warned on Monday.

Speaking to reporters at the Education Department, DeVos said that she was “deeply concerned” that the N.R.A. was underestimating the danger posed to Pence by “the savagery of one rogue bear.”

“All it would take is one angry bear to ruin what otherwise promises to be a really nice gun event,” she said.

She added that, after contacting the N.R.A. leadership, she was alarmed to discover that there would be no bear detectors at the entrance to the Dallas venue.

“A bear can simply waltz in there,” she said, shaking her head. “This is madness.”

DeVos urged the gun organization to rethink its plan and insure that every member of the audience for Pence’s speech is fully armed.

“If there are no guns, that is sending a very dangerous message to bears,” she said.​

N.R.A. Gun Ban During Pence Speech Leaves Him Vulnerable to Bear Attack, DeVos Warns | The New Yorker

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

What’s sad and telling about this, of course, is that such satire is not so far off the mark.

 

[TNHarley]

I would have probably laughed if there wasnt fake news going around that the nra banned guns..

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Seriously - A BEAR can waltz right on through!

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The National Rifle Association’s decision to ban guns during Mike Pence’s speech at its annual meeting in Dallas this week “leaves him totally vulnerable to a bear attack,” the Secretary of Education, Betsy DeVos, warned on Monday.

Speaking to reporters at the Education Department, DeVos said that she was “deeply concerned” that the N.R.A. was underestimating the danger posed to Pence by “the savagery of one rogue bear.”

“All it would take is one angry bear to ruin what otherwise promises to be a really nice gun event,” she said.

She added that, after contacting the N.R.A. leadership, she was alarmed to discover that there would be no bear detectors at the entrance to the Dallas venue.

“A bear can simply waltz in there,” she said, shaking her head. “This is madness.”

DeVos urged the gun organization to rethink its plan and insure that every member of the audience for Pence’s speech is fully armed.

“If there are no guns, that is sending a very dangerous message to bears,” she said.​

N.R.A. Gun Ban During Pence Speech Leaves Him Vulnerable to Bear Attack, DeVos Warns | The New Yorker

I knew it was satire when I read that DeVos had actually been able to locate the "Education Department".

But, they hypocrisy of trump, pence, NRA, RWNJs, gun nutters knows no end.

 

[DarkFury]

The last time the Bears went to Dallas the Cowboy's kicked their ass!

 

[DrLove]

The last time the Bears went to Dallas the Cowboy's kicked their ass!

EVENTUALLY - Everyone agrees on SOMETHING

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