Obama passes cognitive test by reciting the first fifty digits of pi!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Barack Obama recently passed a cognitive test that required him to recite the first fifty digits of pi, the former President has disclosed.​

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Obama took the test voluntarily, he said, in order to reassure his employers at Netflix that he was “of sound mind.”​

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“Netflix has made a big investment in me as a producer, and I thought it was important for them to know that I was all right upstairs,” Obama said.​

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The former President said that he enjoyed taking the test, including a section that required him to memorize and then recite a hundred verses of the Iliad.​

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“That was actually a lot of fun,” Obama said. “Greek is such a beautiful language.”​

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Although he passed the test, Obama said that there were moments when he felt “rusty” and “not as sharp as I was back in the day.”​

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“I definitely need to do some more mental exercises,” he said. “One hour of three-dimensional chess with Bill Gates every morning isn’t getting it done.”​

Obama Passes Cognitive Test by Reciting the First Fifty Digits of Pi

Obama took the test voluntarily, he said, in order to reassure his employers at Netflix that he was “of sound mind.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

And then reciting the first 50 pages of the Koran.

 

[Ringel05]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Barack Obama recently passed a cognitive test that required him to recite the first fifty digits of pi, the former President has disclosed.​

​

Obama took the test voluntarily, he said, in order to reassure his employers at Netflix that he was “of sound mind.”​

​

“Netflix has made a big investment in me as a producer, and I thought it was important for them to know that I was all right upstairs,” Obama said.​

​

The former President said that he enjoyed taking the test, including a section that required him to memorize and then recite a hundred verses of the Iliad.​

​

“That was actually a lot of fun,” Obama said. “Greek is such a beautiful language.”​

​

Although he passed the test, Obama said that there were moments when he felt “rusty” and “not as sharp as I was back in the day.”​

​

“I definitely need to do some more mental exercises,” he said. “One hour of three-dimensional chess with Bill Gates every morning isn’t getting it done.”​

Obama Passes Cognitive Test by Reciting the First Fifty Digits of Pi

Obama took the test voluntarily, he said, in order to reassure his employers at Netflix that he was “of sound mind.”

www.newyorker.com

I passed the test by eating pi.

 

[Billy_Bob]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Barack Obama recently passed a cognitive test that required him to recite the first fifty digits of pi, the former President has disclosed.​

​

Obama took the test voluntarily, he said, in order to reassure his employers at Netflix that he was “of sound mind.”​

​

“Netflix has made a big investment in me as a producer, and I thought it was important for them to know that I was all right upstairs,” Obama said.​

​

The former President said that he enjoyed taking the test, including a section that required him to memorize and then recite a hundred verses of the Iliad.​

​

“That was actually a lot of fun,” Obama said. “Greek is such a beautiful language.”​

​

Although he passed the test, Obama said that there were moments when he felt “rusty” and “not as sharp as I was back in the day.”​

​

“I definitely need to do some more mental exercises,” he said. “One hour of three-dimensional chess with Bill Gates every morning isn’t getting it done.”​

Obama Passes Cognitive Test by Reciting the First Fifty Digits of Pi

Obama took the test voluntarily, he said, in order to reassure his employers at Netflix that he was “of sound mind.”

www.newyorker.com

You do realize that number doesn't have that many digits, Don't you? Pi = 3.14159265359

 

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may i add this?

 

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& this?

 

[Billy_Bob]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Barack Obama recently passed a cognitive test that required him to recite the first fifty digits of pi, the former President has disclosed.​

​

Obama took the test voluntarily, he said, in order to reassure his employers at Netflix that he was “of sound mind.”​

​

“Netflix has made a big investment in me as a producer, and I thought it was important for them to know that I was all right upstairs,” Obama said.​

​

The former President said that he enjoyed taking the test, including a section that required him to memorize and then recite a hundred verses of the Iliad.​

​

“That was actually a lot of fun,” Obama said. “Greek is such a beautiful language.”​

​

Although he passed the test, Obama said that there were moments when he felt “rusty” and “not as sharp as I was back in the day.”​

​

“I definitely need to do some more mental exercises,” he said. “One hour of three-dimensional chess with Bill Gates every morning isn’t getting it done.”​

Obama Passes Cognitive Test by Reciting the First Fifty Digits of Pi

Obama took the test voluntarily, he said, in order to reassure his employers at Netflix that he was “of sound mind.”

www.newyorker.com

You do realize that number doesn't have that many digits, Don't you? Pi = 3.14159265359

My bad... It repeats... 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 ..

 

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[konradv]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Barack Obama recently passed a cognitive test that required him to recite the first fifty digits of pi, the former President has disclosed.​

​

Obama took the test voluntarily, he said, in order to reassure his employers at Netflix that he was “of sound mind.”​

​

“Netflix has made a big investment in me as a producer, and I thought it was important for them to know that I was all right upstairs,” Obama said.​

​

The former President said that he enjoyed taking the test, including a section that required him to memorize and then recite a hundred verses of the Iliad.​

​

“That was actually a lot of fun,” Obama said. “Greek is such a beautiful language.”​

​

Although he passed the test, Obama said that there were moments when he felt “rusty” and “not as sharp as I was back in the day.”​

​

“I definitely need to do some more mental exercises,” he said. “One hour of three-dimensional chess with Bill Gates every morning isn’t getting it done.”​

Obama Passes Cognitive Test by Reciting the First Fifty Digits of Pi

Obama took the test voluntarily, he said, in order to reassure his employers at Netflix that he was “of sound mind.”

www.newyorker.com

You do realize that number doesn't have that many digits, Don't you? Pi = 3.14159265359

3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679... and on and on forever.

 

[harmonica]

and??

 

[rightwinger]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Barack Obama recently passed a cognitive test that required him to recite the first fifty digits of pi, the former President has disclosed.​

​

Obama took the test voluntarily, he said, in order to reassure his employers at Netflix that he was “of sound mind.”​

​

“Netflix has made a big investment in me as a producer, and I thought it was important for them to know that I was all right upstairs,” Obama said.​

​

The former President said that he enjoyed taking the test, including a section that required him to memorize and then recite a hundred verses of the Iliad.​

​

“That was actually a lot of fun,” Obama said. “Greek is such a beautiful language.”​

​

Although he passed the test, Obama said that there were moments when he felt “rusty” and “not as sharp as I was back in the day.”​

​

“I definitely need to do some more mental exercises,” he said. “One hour of three-dimensional chess with Bill Gates every morning isn’t getting it done.”​

Obama Passes Cognitive Test by Reciting the First Fifty Digits of Pi

Obama took the test voluntarily, he said, in order to reassure his employers at Netflix that he was “of sound mind.”

www.newyorker.com

You do realize that number doesn't have that many digits, Don't you? Pi = 3.14159265359

Pi has no limit on digits

 

[airplanemechanic]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Barack Obama recently passed a cognitive test that required him to recite the first fifty digits of pi, the former President has disclosed.​

​

Obama took the test voluntarily, he said, in order to reassure his employers at Netflix that he was “of sound mind.”​

​

“Netflix has made a big investment in me as a producer, and I thought it was important for them to know that I was all right upstairs,” Obama said.​

​

The former President said that he enjoyed taking the test, including a section that required him to memorize and then recite a hundred verses of the Iliad.​

​

“That was actually a lot of fun,” Obama said. “Greek is such a beautiful language.”​

​

Although he passed the test, Obama said that there were moments when he felt “rusty” and “not as sharp as I was back in the day.”​

​

“I definitely need to do some more mental exercises,” he said. “One hour of three-dimensional chess with Bill Gates every morning isn’t getting it done.”​

Obama Passes Cognitive Test by Reciting the First Fifty Digits of Pi

Obama took the test voluntarily, he said, in order to reassure his employers at Netflix that he was “of sound mind.”

www.newyorker.com

You do realize that number doesn't have that many digits, Don't you? Pi = 3.14159265359

Pi has no limit on digits

I personally prefer lemon meringue pi.

 

[airplanemechanic]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Barack Obama recently passed a cognitive test that required him to recite the first fifty digits of pi, the former President has disclosed.​

​

Obama took the test voluntarily, he said, in order to reassure his employers at Netflix that he was “of sound mind.”​

​

“Netflix has made a big investment in me as a producer, and I thought it was important for them to know that I was all right upstairs,” Obama said.​

​

The former President said that he enjoyed taking the test, including a section that required him to memorize and then recite a hundred verses of the Iliad.​

​

“That was actually a lot of fun,” Obama said. “Greek is such a beautiful language.”​

​

Although he passed the test, Obama said that there were moments when he felt “rusty” and “not as sharp as I was back in the day.”​

​

“I definitely need to do some more mental exercises,” he said. “One hour of three-dimensional chess with Bill Gates every morning isn’t getting it done.”​

Obama Passes Cognitive Test by Reciting the First Fifty Digits of Pi

Obama took the test voluntarily, he said, in order to reassure his employers at Netflix that he was “of sound mind.”

www.newyorker.com

You do realize that number doesn't have that many digits, Don't you? Pi = 3.14159265359

Pi has no limit on digits

Not true. PI has 2.7 trillion digits.

Yahoo computers smash pi record

The 2,000,000,000,000,000th digit of the mathematical constant pi has been found in a striking display of parallel computing power.

www.bbc.com

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[airplanemechanic]

Who gives a fuck about Obama? He already ruined the country. And he isn't running, so why make a thread about it?

The question is the child molester Biden still sharp? Me thinks not.

 

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[Blaine Sweeter]

And then reciting the first 50 pages of the Koran.

While Trump tear gasses protestors so he can get a photo op of a book he's never read.

 

[DrLove]

And then reciting the first 50 pages of the Koran.

While Trump tear gasses protestors so he can get a photo op of a book he's never read.

One would THINK that at this point he might have noticed that he was holding the book he's never picked up let alone read .. was upside down.

 

[playtime]

And then reciting the first 50 pages of the Koran.

While Trump tear gasses protestors so he can get a photo op of a book he's never read.

i bet he read mein kampf.

 

[Sun Devil 92]

Was that 50 or 57 ?