Obama Thanks Artist for Capturing Michelle’s “Hotness” In Official Portrait

[August West]

Me thinks Ears doesn't know what hot means

Maybe he thinks she's hot, because she has a bigger penis than he has.

You`re familiar with his penis? Whatever dude.

 

[August West]

I wonder what Michelle looks like without make up

Melania doesn't even need to wear make up to hide things!

That`s the difference between a high priced hooker and a Times Square pro.

 

[Weatherman2020]

And then we have Obama.

I guess he is supposed to be back in Kenya or something. What's up with that chair? There appears to be no arm on Obama's left side, so it looks like he's precariously perched with his left cheek hanging dangerously near the edge of the chair. Did the guy just run out of brown paint? Did he simply forget to add it? Was he smoking those garish leaves in the studio while painting Obama?

But let's forget all that for now and focus on the freakishly large hands. Those paws nearly span the distance from his wrist to his elbow. Stop reading this for just a second and hold your hand up to your forearm. Is yours anywhere close to the length of your forearm? No? Mine either, and neither is anyone else's except maybe Andre the Giant. Was the artist making a statement about Trump's notoriously small digits? We'll probably never know, but we can do the math. To punctuate his point, it seems Wiley may have given Obama an extra finger. Look closely and you tell me:

So many questions, so few answers.

 

[AveryJarhman]

Speaking of Mr. Obama....

 

[mdk]

Not everyone are supermodels like ya'll.

 

[MindWars]

This one is viral on twitter

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[Rexx Taylor]

how do you paint a portrait of a woman who wears so much make up? that would be like me attempting to paint Nancy Pelosi

 

[tigerred59]

Gives every lefty a woody.

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I absolutely adore Obama, but calling Michelle hot....is a bit of a stretch.....and that photo, was horrific....but hey, I would kill to have that fine dark beautiful black man call me hot any day of the week......I love you Obama

 

[tigerred59]

This one is viral on twitter

TrumpIsMyPresident™ on Twitter

Yoouuu guys are suck haters....really you are!!

 

[tigerred59]

Poor guy. He got the "does this dress make my butt look big" question from Michelle.

Does this ass make his tiny hands look big!!

 

[tigerred59]

Poor guy. He got the "does this dress make my butt look big" question from Michelle.

I would give my right arm to have the owner of this truck drive to my neck of the woods......not only would he leave on a bike, but the wheels would be stuffed up his ass.

 

[jknowgood]

Me thinks Ears doesn't know what hot means

Maybe he thinks she's hot, because she has a bigger penis than he has.

You`re familiar with his penis? Whatever dude.

Nope, but that bulge in Michelle's dress. Is pretty impressive. It's probably tucked and still makes an impression. Lol

 

[PredFan]

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

Poor guy. He got the "does this dress make my butt look big" question from Michelle.

I would give my right arm to have the owner of this truck drive to my neck of the woods......not only would he leave on a bike, but the wheels would be stuffed up his ass.

That's because you live around a bunch of tolerant democrats.

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

He thinks she looks hot because she has that non-african, culturally-appropriated hairdo.

 

[tyroneweaver]

Gives every lefty a woody.

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[tyroneweaver]

as they say.....

love is blind

 

[tyroneweaver]

This one is viral on twitter

TrumpIsMyPresident™ on Twitter

Yoouuu guys are suck haters....really you are!!

Kehinde Wiley
Painter
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Kehinde Wiley is a New York City-based portrait painter who is known for his highly naturalistic paintings of African-Americans. Wikipedia
Artworks: Napoleon Leading the Army Over the Alps,
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Born: 1977, Los Angeles, CA
Nationality: American
Parents: Freddie Mae Wiley
Known for: Painting
Education: San Francisco Art Institute, Yale School of Art

 

[tyroneweaver]

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Bizarre: Former President Obama's New Official Portrait Appears To Feature Sperm-Like Cell On His Forehead...



Tuesday, February 13, 2018

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Users on an anonymous image board discovered there appears to be a sperm cell drawn onto Barack Obama's forehead in his official presidential portrait, which now hangs in the Smithsonian Institution's National Portrait Gallery.



Some may simply discount it as a vein, but oddly enough the artist who painted this portrait, Kehinde Wiley, has a history of adding semen into his art:

 

[MindWars]

Me thinks Ears doesn't know what hot means

Maybe he thinks she's hot, because she has a bigger penis than he has.

You`re familiar with his penis? Whatever dude.

Nope, but that bulge in Michelle's dress. Is pretty impressive. It's probably tucked and still makes an impression. Lol

LMAO did you see my #26 post?