Ontario "man" calls 911 due to tomatoes on his sandwich.

[Theowl32]

Millennials folks.

 

[Dick Foster]

Millennials folks.

I thoght it was aginst the law. If not it should be. About 30 days on a chain gang should get the message across.

 

[Auld Phart]

I prefer a hot tomato delivering my sandwich.

 

[Dick Foster]

I prefer a hot tomato delivering my sandwich.

I like tomatoes.

 

[shockedcanadian]

I'm glad to see I'm not the only Canadian idiot.

 

[Natural Citizen]

Maybe he can get a spot at the UN to complain? lol.

 

[Dekster]

Does 411 still work? I can't imagine what an information call would cost these days but worth trying to get the non-emergency number first.

 

[shockedcanadian]

I prefer a hot tomato delivering my sandwich.

She definitely doesn't look Canadian

 

[fncceo]

Not the dumbest 9-11 call ... not even close

"A guy is mowing my lawn and trimming the hedges! Come quick!"

It was his landlord.

 

[anotherlife]

Wasn't Pamela Anderson baby boomer a Canadian?

Besides, new genetically engineered tomatos are cross bred with the African Lotus fly catcher meat eating plant and bite you back if you don't eat them with respect!

 

[fncceo]

I prefer a hot tomato delivering my sandwich.

She definitely doesn't look Canadian

She'd freeze to death.

 

[JGalt]

Millennials folks.

I would have pepper-sprayed the idiot for doing that.

But then, that's why I'm not in the law-enforcement business.

 

[fncceo]

Millennials folks.

I would have pepper-sprayed the idiot for doing that.

But then, that's why I'm not in the law-enforcement business.

You have to fill out forms when you spray someone. Plus ... that stuff NEVER comes off your hands.

 

[shockedcanadian]

Wasn't Pamela Anderson baby boomer a Canadian?

Besides, new genetically engineered tomatos are cross bred with the African Lotus fly catcher meat eating plant and bite you back if you don't eat them with respect!

Yes, she was Canadian, though hardly "natural".

 

[JGalt]

Millennials folks.

I would have pepper-sprayed the idiot for doing that.

But then, that's why I'm not in the law-enforcement business.

You have to fill out forms when you spray someone. Plus ... that stuff NEVER comes off your hands.

Maybe they should go back to using the old lead-filled saps, like the door-kickers used in the old days. Those things sure can raise a bump on your noggin.

 

[fncceo]

Millennials folks.

I would have pepper-sprayed the idiot for doing that.

But then, that's why I'm not in the law-enforcement business.

You have to fill out forms when you spray someone. Plus ... that stuff NEVER comes off your hands.

Maybe they should go back to using the old lead-filled saps, like the door-kickers used in the old days. Those things sure can raise a bump on your noggin.

These work better ... and make a really cool sound when you extend them.

 

[Theowl32]

Wasn't Pamela Anderson baby boomer a Canadian?

Besides, new genetically engineered tomatos are cross bred with the African Lotus fly catcher meat eating plant and bite you back if you don't eat them with respect!

Yes, she was Canadian, though hardly "natural".

At one point she was, and then drugs, hollywood and Tommy Lee's schlong ruined all of that natural.....beauty.



Shame

 

[JGalt]

Millennials folks.

I would have pepper-sprayed the idiot for doing that.

But then, that's why I'm not in the law-enforcement business.

You have to fill out forms when you spray someone. Plus ... that stuff NEVER comes off your hands.

Maybe they should go back to using the old lead-filled saps, like the door-kickers used in the old days. Those things sure can raise a bump on your noggin.

These work better ... and make a really cool sound when you extend them.

The mighty asp.

 

[JGalt]

Wasn't Pamela Anderson baby boomer a Canadian?

Besides, new genetically engineered tomatos are cross bred with the African Lotus fly catcher meat eating plant and bite you back if you don't eat them with respect!

Yes, she was Canadian, though hardly "natural".

At one point she was, and then drugs, hollywood and Tommy Lee's schlong ruined all of that natural.....beauty.



Shame

Even though she's a walking talking Hep C cootie factory, she's still fairly hot.

Not that I'd want to stick it in that.

 

[fncceo]

Millennials folks.

I would have pepper-sprayed the idiot for doing that.

But then, that's why I'm not in the law-enforcement business.

You have to fill out forms when you spray someone. Plus ... that stuff NEVER comes off your hands.

Maybe they should go back to using the old lead-filled saps, like the door-kickers used in the old days. Those things sure can raise a bump on your noggin.

These work better ... and make a really cool sound when you extend them.

The mighty asp.

And it stings like anything ... or so I've been told.

The good things is, unlike spray, you don't have to be all that accurate when using them. Pretty much anywhere you connect with it is gonna leave a mark.