Oscars are tonight...

basquebromance

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Jenifer Lewis on the Jussie Smollett Controversy: 'We Have to Have Compassion'
 
"last year the Oscars aired a montage of war movies. They even had a veteran introduce it. The Fox audience would love this, right? Wrong. They were mad that this video (not a live performance) didn’t get a standing ovation. Seriously."
 
I will keep my 30 year streak alive of ignoring the Oscars. There is an abundance of nice cleavage, but beyond that there is little value in watching.
 
I haven't seen any of the films.
I don't know most of the actors.
Cauron is the only director worth a damn. Lee has never made a decent film.
Jack Nicholson won't be there.

With that, my blind predictions based upon the politically correct reviews:

Picture: Roma
Director: Cauron
Actor: Malek or Mortensen
Actress: Close
 
I haven't seen any of the films.
I don't know most of the actors.
Cauron is the only director worth a damn. Lee has never made a decent film.
Jack Nicholson won't be there.

With that, my blind predictions based upon the politically correct reviews:

Picture: Roma
Director: Cauron
Actor: Malek or Mortensen
Actress: Close
The Oscars has gone to the dogs.
Absolutely no redeeming entertainment value.

It's like Hollywood has run out of new ideas.
Maybe they've become so political that they can't be creative anymore.
 
I haven't seen any of the films.
I don't know most of the actors.
Cauron is the only director worth a damn. Lee has never made a decent film.
Jack Nicholson won't be there.

With that, my blind predictions based upon the politically correct reviews:

Picture: Roma
Director: Cauron
Actor: Malek or Mortensen
Actress: Close
The Oscars has gone to the dogs.
Absolutely no redeeming entertainment value.

It's like Hollywood has run out of new ideas.
Maybe they've become so political that they can't be creative anymore.

Bingo. There are countless works of literature that could be filmed successfully, just for starters.
 
I haven't seen any of the films.
I don't know most of the actors.
Cauron is the only director worth a damn. Lee has never made a decent film.
Jack Nicholson won't be there.

With that, my blind predictions based upon the politically correct reviews:

Picture: Roma
Director: Cauron
Actor: Malek or Mortensen
Actress: Close
And don't forget that Kevin Hart won't be there either. Good for him.
 
I haven't seen any of the films.
I don't know most of the actors.
Cauron is the only director worth a damn. Lee has never made a decent film.
Jack Nicholson won't be there.

With that, my blind predictions based upon the politically correct reviews:

Picture: Roma
Director: Cauron
Actor: Malek or Mortensen
Actress: Close
The Oscars has gone to the dogs.
Absolutely no redeeming entertainment value.

It's like Hollywood has run out of new ideas.
Maybe they've become so political that they can't be creative anymore.
Hollywood has been highjacked plain and simple. Like the new deal yet ????
 
"Literally the only reason I’m watching the Oscars right now is to see the remaining members of Queen. Lambert has the vocal range for sure but he makes me miss Freddie’s vocals filling that space" Lambert is a hottie...lay off my husband!
 
Maya Rudolph: "There is no host tonight, there will not be a popular film category, and Mexico is not paying for the wall."
 
"Everybody should watch Won't You Be My Neighbor, it is so good, completely baffling it didn't get nominated."
 
Oh my god, I love it, this is the best Oscars ever. ZERO FUCKING COMEDY! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
 

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