Our early ballots are in, that's 4 votes for Trump the True American.

[MarathonMike]

And 4 votes against Liberal Totalitarianism. Middle finger salute to the newspapers, TV media and the Republocrat elites that fear the real change agent, Donald J. Trump.

 

[LadyGunSlinger]

Nicely done!

 

[BULLDOG]

4 out of 240 million registered voters. Damn, looks like you have a big lead.

 

[LoneLaugher]

That's nothing. I just left our local cemetery with 69 Clinton votes in tow. You'd better get hoppin'.

 

[candycorn]

I still have 70 votes to cast. I haven’t decided which state to cast them in yet

 

[Timmy]

I've just reported you to the death panels!


Why would you vote for someone so dangerously unqualified ?

 

[BULLDOG]

I still have 70 votes to cast. I haven’t decided which state to cast them in yet

Hold up on that. I have 62 illegals coming in tomorrow. I'll just send their votes in with yours.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

I still have 70 votes to cast. I haven’t decided which state to cast them in yet

Disperse them throughout multiple states. Spread the wealth a bit

 

[Toro]

ahahahahaha

awesome thread

 

[gipper]

And 4 votes against Liberal Totalitarianism. Middle finger salute to the newspapers, TV media and the Republocrat elites that fear the real change agent, Donald J. Trump.

I think you are going to be disappointed on election day. The lies and distortions of the MSM are just too much for dumb Americans to overcome.

The lying wench will likely be POTUS and WWIII will begin.

It will be most ironic that a woman (albeit a crazy one) will start WWIII.

 

[owebo]

4 out of 240 million registered voters. Damn, looks like you have a big lead.

I think you fascist democrats will. Be well out numbered this cycle....

 

[MisterBeale]

That's nothing. I just left our local cemetery with 69 Clinton votes in tow. You'd better get hoppin'.

Since you're the expert, how do I get my great grandparents registered? Or are they already registered?

 

[MarathonMike]

I should have clarified they aren't all mine, I just have a well informed family

 

[gipper]

That's nothing. I just left our local cemetery with 69 Clinton votes in tow. You'd better get hoppin'.

Since you're the expert, how do I get my great grandparents registered? Or are they already registered?

Yeah...how do to register all my relatives since....oh...1500 BC.

 

[owebo]

I should have clarified they aren't all mine, I just have a well informed family

Let the Trump landslide begin.....

 

[mdk]

That's nothing. I just left our local cemetery with 69 Clinton votes in tow. You'd better get hoppin'.

Since you're the expert, how do I get my great grandparents registered? Or are they already registered?

Every polling station comes equipped with a Trump Ouija Board.

 

[MisterBeale]

That's nothing. I just left our local cemetery with 69 Clinton votes in tow. You'd better get hoppin'.

Since you're the expert, how do I get my great grandparents registered? Or are they already registered?

Yeah...how to register all my relatives since....oh...1500 BC.

I didn't know there were American citizens dating back that far.

. . . . oh wait. . . .


Silly me, I forgot, LoneLaugher isn't concerned about legal citizens either, is he? Dead non-citizen will do also, right?


Well, shoot, if we also start registering the dead, the Democrats might start registering their pets.


. .. . . and then their dead pets?



.... and then their vegetable gardens?


. . . and then what?

New Democratic Voters. . . .

 

[LoneLaugher]

That's nothing. I just left our local cemetery with 69 Clinton votes in tow. You'd better get hoppin'.

Since you're the expert, how do I get my great grandparents registered? Or are they already registered?

Well....first I need an accurate description of the subjects with complete names and dates of birth. In addition, some good face photos for the artists to use as guides. Then, I need to cross reference that info with a purchase order from the Clinton campaign. Then.....you provide two recent utility bills from your current residence. I'll take care of the rest.

 

[mdk]

That's nothing. I just left our local cemetery with 69 Clinton votes in tow. You'd better get hoppin'.

Since you're the expert, how do I get my great grandparents registered? Or are they already registered?

Well....first I need an accurate description of the subjects with complete names and dates of birth. In addition, some good face photos for the artists to use as guides. Then, I need to cross reference that info with a purchase order from the Clinton campaign. Then.....you provide two recent utility bills from your current residence. I'll take care of the rest.

Or just an NRA membership card. lol

 

[320 Years of History]

I suppose some levity is well overdue here on the Politics forum.