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EXCLUSIVE: Married South Dakota governor Kristi Noem and Trump advisor Corey Lewandowski have been having a years-long clandestine affair​

BREAKING: MAGA Governor Kristi Noem is embroiled in a seedy scandal as it's revealed that she has been having an extramarital affair with top Trump advisor Corey Lewandowski — who is also married and is an alleged sexual predator.

The stunning revelation was first reported in The Daily Mail, which spoke to several source who attested that the sordid clandestine affair has been going on for years, since at least 2019.

Noem, the Governor of South Dakota and a rising star in the increasingly fascist Republican Party, has been floated as a possible running mate for Trump in 2024.

Ironically, Noem loves to claim that she is a strong supporter of "family values." Meanwhile she has been cheating on her husband with the utterly vile Lewandowski — perhaps because she thinks it will help her career.

On top of that, Noem is an avid supporter of "traditional marriage," which is really just a euphemism for bigotry against homosexual couples. She has said that it's a "a special, God-given union between one man and one woman." The hypocrisy is enough to make you sick.

Lewandowski has been aggressively lobbying to get Noem selected as Trump's vice presidential candidate. Now, we know why...

"He may not be very smart, but it takes big balls to lobby to have your mistress named one of the most powerful people in the country," said one Republican operative.

"Every time someone said something about how Kristi would be a savior to the conservative movement, someone else would say, 'Right, the savior that's f*cking Corey Lewandowski,'" revealed one Trump administration employee.

The Daily Mail was able to uncover mountains of evidence of the affair. There have been dozens of trips that "mixed business and pleasure," flights on donor planes, and luxury resort visits where others witnessed them being intimate.

On one occasion, the two were so affectionate that Noem was mistaken for Lewandowski's wife.

Lewandowski, a consummate creep, is married to a 9/11 widow and has four children. He has had other affairs in the past, including allegedly with campaign press secretary Hope Hicks.

As usual, the party of family values is anything but.

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oh...wait a sec...didn't you guys say that Clintoon could have his affairs and rape women as long as it didn't interfere with his job performance.
 
BREAKING: Donald Trump gives a pathetic explanation for why Melania isn't on the campaign trail with him amidst reports that the two are completely on the outs — and nobody is buying it.

In his new interview with Meet the Press, Trump tried to claim that Melania has not completely abandoned him politically but rather that he's trying to protect her.

"Honestly, I like to keep her away from it,” he said. "It’s so nasty and so mean." He went on to promise that the reviled former First Lady will return to the campaign trail "pretty soon."

"When it’s appropriate, but pretty soon," he insisted.

Meanwhile, Ron DeSantis' presidential campaign is failing but at least his psychopathic wife Casey is at his side every step of the way.

You just know that must make Trump fume.

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