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Politifact: Cortez is wrong on scale of Pentagon accounting errors compared to cost of Medicare4All

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How to tweet like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a tutorial. Step 1: Always include a picture of yourself wearing nerd glasses.

Step 2: Remind people of your illustrious minor in economics.

Step 3: Compose an easily understandable but false comparison, for maximum outrage. "If GM can build a car, why doesn't the flu vaccine cure the common cold???"

Step 4: Be sure to include a comprehensive study from a noted publication, like Mother Jones, the Working Families Party Monthly, or the Weekly World News. Note: Ensure the study includes the word, "TRILLIONS" a bunch of times.

Step 5: Feel free to crib this quote, "Oh, I see the fascist, Republican racists are terrified of a totally gorgeous woman like me who knows everything and is always right and is like totally in charge of all three chambers of government now!"

That's it. Go ye forth and change the world. I can't believe I do this shit for free

Ocasio-Cortez wrong on scale of Pentagon accounting errors
 
I'd probably respect her a little more if she'd show me her titties. Does she even have titties?
 
How to tweet like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a tutorial. Step 1: Always include a picture of yourself wearing nerd glasses.

Step 2: Remind people of your illustrious minor in economics.

Step 3: Compose an easily understandable but false comparison, for maximum outrage. "If GM can build a car, why doesn't the flu vaccine cure the common cold???"

Step 4: Be sure to include a comprehensive study from a noted publication, like Mother Jones, the Working Families Party Monthly, or the Weekly World News. Note: Ensure the study includes the word, "TRILLIONS" a bunch of times.

Step 5: Feel free to crib this quote, "Oh, I see the fascist, Republican racists are terrified of a totally gorgeous woman like me who knows everything and is always right and is like totally in charge of all three chambers of government now!"

That's it. Go ye forth and change the world. I can't believe I do this shit for free

Ocasio-Cortez wrong on scale of Pentagon accounting errors
1) When you plagiarize, you should provide the link from which you stole your comedy material: You too can tweet just like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with this side-splitting 5-step tutorial

2) You should know the pseudocons on this forum used that same "$21 TRILLION of Pentagon financial transactions ‘could not be traced, documented, or explained.’ meme against Obama. So if that makes Ocasio-Cortez a retard, the same is true of the pseuedocons.
 
I'd probably respect her a little more if she'd show me her titties. Does she even have titties?
if i said such comments on my side, folks would call for my banishment!

I'd never want to banish another for fantasizing about seeing a nice pair of fun-bags. She might even convert me to being a shit-for-brains socialist like herself.

I mean come on. Even to yourself, those little puppies would be magnificent things to behold. For within lies comfort, nourishment, and just plain old fun on a cold, dark, wintry night. :biggrin:
 

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