Pope Says There Is A Hell, Satan Responds

[C_Clayton_Jones]

Trump is clearly going to hell for his incessant lying; this tweet being one of many examples.

 

[g5000]

Elect me! The world will be afraid of me!

What the hell was that?!?

That was my way of showing you how unafraid we are of you.

What the hell was that?!?

I just thought you should hear it in stereo.

Mein Fuhrer, we need to respond.

Yes, I will have the lobster bisque, and my date Abe will have the tuna roll.

I just got wasted with Rick the nuclear codes guy!

What the hell was that?!?

I’m violating a treaty with you, comrade.

You see this? THIS IS MY HARD FACE!

And I am officially putting the Axis of Evil on notice…

…that I am leaving.

I am already tired of winning.