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Porn-Again Christians Reach Out to Unsaved Pornography Addicts
(SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, CA) A new company, Porn-Again Productions, is making sure that Christ's message reaches even people believed to be lost to Satan by less tenacious Christian Ministries. Started by a group of evangelical Christian entrepreneurs, Porn-Again began marketing slick, sexually explicit adult entertainment two years ago -- with a difference. In each film, whether the star is being gang-banged in a sling by godless, yet hung, Muslims or simply getting popped in the eye with a money-shot from a Watchtower-spanking Jehovah's Witness at her doorstep, she always takes whatever happens to be in her mouth out long enough to talk about the Good News that Jesus died on the cross for the masturbating viewers' sins.
Whether based on an Old Testament story (The Garden of Eating), the New Testament (The Sermon on Mounting) or other literary works (War and Piece of Ass), each feature has most of its dialogue lifted directly from the pages of the Bible. In fact, the Almighty received a "Best Screenplay" Lucite dildo trophy at last year's Adult Video Awards for the prurient things He wrote for the DVD release Bath She-Male & David. "Some folks think that using the Lord's Word would make our movies more chaste than your run-of-the-mill gonzo porn flick," said Reverend (and stunt dick) Donald Doubledonger, "but those are only people who don't know their bible."
Indeed, Porn Again just finished a film called Oh, Ho! based on the exploits of Oholibah in Ezekiel.
"And she lusted after her lovers, whose penises were the size of donkeys and who came like horses!" Ezekiel 23:20
Porn Again Christians Reach Out to Save Pornography Addicts
(SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, CA) A new company, Porn-Again Productions, is making sure that Christ's message reaches even people believed to be lost to Satan by less tenacious Christian Ministries. Started by a group of evangelical Christian entrepreneurs, Porn-Again began marketing slick, sexually explicit adult entertainment two years ago -- with a difference. In each film, whether the star is being gang-banged in a sling by godless, yet hung, Muslims or simply getting popped in the eye with a money-shot from a Watchtower-spanking Jehovah's Witness at her doorstep, she always takes whatever happens to be in her mouth out long enough to talk about the Good News that Jesus died on the cross for the masturbating viewers' sins.
Whether based on an Old Testament story (The Garden of Eating), the New Testament (The Sermon on Mounting) or other literary works (War and Piece of Ass), each feature has most of its dialogue lifted directly from the pages of the Bible. In fact, the Almighty received a "Best Screenplay" Lucite dildo trophy at last year's Adult Video Awards for the prurient things He wrote for the DVD release Bath She-Male & David. "Some folks think that using the Lord's Word would make our movies more chaste than your run-of-the-mill gonzo porn flick," said Reverend (and stunt dick) Donald Doubledonger, "but those are only people who don't know their bible."
Indeed, Porn Again just finished a film called Oh, Ho! based on the exploits of Oholibah in Ezekiel.
"And she lusted after her lovers, whose penises were the size of donkeys and who came like horses!" Ezekiel 23:20
Porn Again Christians Reach Out to Save Pornography Addicts
